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Moving

2009-03-18T22:57:00.001+08:00

Dear fat Readers,

From now on (actually a long time ago) I'm moving to http://shaocloud.blogspot.com/. I still love you guys, but I won't post anymore, and I don't think Joshua would anymore. Visit me there, please!

HUGS KISSES AND GAY STUFF
Tan Shao Yun
oxoxoxoxoxo

Happy New Year! (REALLY)

2008-12-31T23:55:00.001+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

New Year

2008-12-31T21:27:00.002+08:00

In exactly 2 hours and 25 minutes, it will be a new year.

Happy New Year, everybody- 2009 is just ahead.

Hee hee! (Or should that be Happy Borksing Day?)

merry christmas

2008-12-24T20:16:00.002+08:00

Good evening gentlemen. I am currently posting this from my dad's phone: MERRY CHRISTMAS! Did i tell you that i'm in the toilet? I don't even get to eat turkey. Boo.

Back again (again)

2008-12-15T16:58:00.003+08:00

Hi everybody. This is a very late post by me and not Joshua. Whoops. My brother just bought the Chinese newspaper and I read that some dude threw his shoes at Bush during an Iraq news conference. To save you the trouble I got a link here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782774.stm . He knows how to dodge! Cool.

If you're even more lazy, here's a youtube vid:

To quote Bush: "It's like going to a political rally to have people yell at you. It's like walking down the street and having people not gesture with all five fingers."

The priceless sentence: "If you want the facts, it's a size 10 shoe he threw."

Have a good day!

I don't want to go OBS.

2008-10-18T13:57:00.000+08:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
:(

I'M BLOGGING!

2008-10-17T22:53:00.000+08:00

...because kayhian told me to

Crazy day #3

2008-10-11T22:26:00.001+08:00

Yes, it was a crazy day.

I almost cried watching Money No Enough 2. (It was sad, ok?)
I collected 6 bottles of free(!) Coke (Zero). They gave it away, and being the cheap ass I was, I took 3 bottles.
I headshotted my brother in Counter-Strike more than he did.
To top it off, I would make the best father of all, according to my friends in a quiz on Facebook. What the hell. (The Compare People application)

Birthday

2008-09-22T17:56:00.001+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
YAY.

You might expect a long post coming up.

...

Well, nothing happened. :(

The "only" gifts I'm getting are a laptop (=P) and a free lunch provided by my awesome friend Derek. I'm only recieving both of these after my birthday. BOO. Goodbye.

.

2008-09-12T00:05:00.002+08:00

today, or if you want to be pedantic at me, yesterday, kenny was eating pink hello panda while playing soccer. after seeing that he was willing to try and throw one at chanwei i asked him to throw one at me, with the brilliant plan of catching it then eating it. unfortunately i forgot that he was in softball until he threw it at me super fast. with my face blocking reflex born from hours spent with kayhian, i blocked my face with my left hand. unfortunately, the stupid biscuit went and broke on my hand and the strawberry stuff inside splattered all over my face and made me look more like an idiot than usual. so exciting.

Obama's winning

2008-08-24T10:49:00.001+08:00

Yippie

Staying up

2008-08-11T02:28:00.001+08:00

In case you guys don't know, it's gonna be 2am soon, and I'm doing my Maths assignment 2. I dug up a quiz Joshua told me to do, so I'm... gonna doit.

Message:GIRLS FILL OUT THE TOPGUYS FILL OUT THE BOTTOM
About guys,Turned ON, OFF or DM (Doesn't matter) :
Is taller than you:
Is shorter than you:
Wears braces:
Dresses Preppy:
Dresses Ghetto:
Dresses Gothic:
Has blue eyes:
Has green eyes:
Has hazel eyes:
Brown eyes:
Drinks alcohol:
Wears glasses:
Smokes:
Plays sports:
Smiles a lot:
Calls you just to say Hi:
Compliments you:
Likes to talk:
Shy and quiet:
Good dancer:
Wears jewelry:
Smiles when you walk in the room:
Has brown hair:
Has Black hair:
Has blonde hair:
Has red hair:
Makeup:
Can make you laugh at any given moment:
Loyal:
Laid back:
Plays guitar:
Plays piano:
Plays drums:
Sing:
he's buff (muscles):
Easily jealous:
Doesn't eat meat:
has a tattoo:
has a lip ring:
tongue ring:
is of a different religion:
puts CLOSE friends before you:
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
About
girls (OK, NOT OK or DC (Don't care)):
dresses like a grandma: Definitely not ok.
plays musical instrument: Ok. She'd sound quite nice! HAHA LAME JOKE
sporty: OK. I would probably get a kick out of her muscles. No. HAHA LAME JOKE #2
is shorter than you: I'll cut the small talk- NOT OK. HAHA LAME JOKE #3
same height as you: OK.
is taller than you: NOT OK. I don't want to look her up. HAHA LAME JOKE #4
is
bigger sized than you: NOT OK. EEYUR.
has chapped lips: DC. Huh.
has green eyes: DC, although she might kill me with those lasers in her eyes. YES THEY DO HAVE LASERS IN THEIR EYES
has blue eyes: Not OK, too angmoh.
has brown eyes: OK. Same as me.
has long hair: OK. AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO AFROS.
has med. hair: OK. AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO AFROS.
has short hair: OK. AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO AFROS.
drinks alcohol: Not OK, will have lung cancer. Was it liver cancer? She wouldn't liver very long anyway. HAHA LAME JOKE #5
smokes cigarettes: Not OK- Smelly. And expensive. Might burn a hole in my pocket. HAHA LAME JOKE #6
lame
in a cute way: NOT OK, I'm already lamer than a fish.
wears glasses: DC.
has
blonde hair/ has red hair: Not OK, too angmoh.
has brown hair/has black hair: DC, but mine's slightly brown.
smiles: OK. Who doesn't?
calls
you just to say hi: Not OK- Stupid, annoying and childish. Expensive too.
creative: OK. I'm a designing kind of guy!
compliments
you: OK. I'd kill her if she didn't.
wears jewelry: DC. Unless she's addicted to buying jewelry.
has bigger feet than you: Not OK, that's like size 13 clown shoes.
has smaller feet than you: DC, I don't have a foot fetish, please.
belly piercings: Not OK, might bleed.
virgin: DC. I THOUGHT THIS QUIZ WAS ABOUT OUR CHOICE OF FRIENDS?! WHY SHOULD I CARE?
laid
back: Not OK, I want someone cool, hip and trendy.
doesn't party: Not OK, VERY BORING.
likes to/ wants to party: OK, but only if she pays for them.
laughs a lot: OK, I want someone to laugh at my lame jokes.
giggles: OK, if she doesn't do it everyday.
snorts: Not OK,she would sound like HEEHEEHEEHEE*snort*HEEHEEHEEHEE*snort*
pierced ears: OK, earrings are fine, hah.
pierced
anything else: Not OK, she'd be moaning everyday either because she's emo or it hurts, and that's worse than giggling.
tattoos: Not OK, I dun want a gangsta for a life partner nor friend.
honest and open: OK,or else she'd steal my credit card to buy brass.
is of a different religion: Not OK,mum doesn't allow.
puts CLOSE friends before you: DC. Depends on the relationship.
petty: NOT OK.

TADA. Goodnight.

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY

2008-08-09T23:18:00.001+08:00

I'M FEELING PATRIOTIC! WHO'S WITH MEH?

LET'S LISTEN TO:
"THE SINGAPORE CHEER" brought to you by Youtube and all those who made this.

LYRICS (SINCE YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING IT)

Hey! Hey! Hey!

One People! One Nation! One People! One Nation!

One People! One Nation! One People! One Nation!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

One People One Nation One Singapore

SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE

One People One Nation One Singapore

One People One Nation One Singapore

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

We’ve built a nation with our hands

The toil of people from a dozen lands

Strangers when we first began, now Singaporean

Let’s reach out for Singapore, join our hands forevermore

One People One Nation One Singapore

That’s the way that we will be forevermore

Every creed and every race has its role and has its place

One People One Nation One Singapore

Yeah! Yeah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

One People! One Nation! One People! One Nation!

(Rap)

One People One Nation One Singapore

SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE

One People One Nation One Singapore

One People One Nation One Singapore

Woah yeah!

Awesome stuff.

Nationalistic

2008-08-09T18:31:00.001+08:00

Well, that's what I'm feeling. I'm watching the National Day Parade 2008 on TV! HAH! I'm not under the rain like the 20,000 idiots there (including those standing on the bridge). And they were playing 'Home' in Tamil. Makes it sound like some B-grade Bollywood film. Oh now the commander is screaming at the top of his voice something that sounds like G.T.F.O. .

New account

2008-07-27T22:04:00.002+08:00
Hello everyone, I'm using my Shao.cloud@gmail.com account to blog. HIIIII. Added Eth's blog to the blogroll (fancy way of saying links)

judo

2008-07-16T20:59:00.003+08:00
judo was rather boring today, and the main attraction of the show, everybody's good friend kayhian, trashed his opponent in 15 seconds and left all of us with nothing to look forward to for the rest of the time. so not considerate. but he destroyed his opponent very skilfully, throwing him onto the floor very well. looked rather painful. science centre also very fun randomly walked around doing random stuff and not learning anything, not like we were supposed to do, so tomorrow is the last day of ids i think we're in trouble for the report thing. how to extend to 15 pages. must use kayhian's tricky sneaky clever method and enlarge font size and double space it, i guess

IDS

2008-07-15T16:26:00.003+08:00
hi. ids rocks. yesterday was the start of it. so ids started yesterday. had an intro movie thing then a sit in your group and get to know each other even though you probably already know each other thing. then a 15 minute break thing, followed by a 1andahalfhour maths lecture thing. needless to say, i had no clue what they were talking about. basic trigonometry stumps me. doesnt bode well for my exam. but then again, it's expected, me being the complete idiot that i am. So i basically stoned through the whole 90 minutes, only remembering that there is a way to remember which ratio does what, but it involves the translation of 'Big foot auntie' from english to hokkien, and my hokkien is worse than my chinese, so it hardly helps me at all. after that, recess then after that physics lecture on solar power. i gathered that solar power is very powerful and comes from the sun. the nitty gritty details about photovoltaic doodahs and whatnot, i didnt quite catch but its all in the notes. i hope. then after that a bio lecture about biofuelcells, which the teacher admitted she wasnt particularly expert in. naturally, i resolved to go home and check it up on wikipedia in case she taught me something wrong. and naturally, i haven't because i'm too busy. then after that we were released and i forgot what i did. relatively sure i went home. today very cool. for ids we were using the clinometer to measure angles to the roof then we measured the length of stuff. due to only having been provided with a measly 1metre long ikea measuring tape, someone came up with the ingenious plan of measuring our feet and walking the distance putting one foot in front of the other. so of course, thats what we did and ended up getting drastiaclly different answers depending on who was doing the walking. after that was break. then when we went back to the LT after assembly, i went through the back door and some cow was playing with the lights, off on off on off on. i happened to walk in when it was off and promptly walked into the back of the chair, which i couldnt see in the dark, and fell down like a dead hippo. after that embarrassing moment, we went to take more measurements then proceeded to the computer lab to try and do the report. which kind of failed cos i'm a lousy reporter. oh well. now trying to write my pianist film review. so far, my brilliant essay consists of 3 super powerful words, namely "The Pianist is". quite proud of my excellent work so far. tomorrow gonna watch kayhian own at judo. cos he very p_w_r_ul. cant type it or he'll kill me bye

New pair of specs

2008-07-14T21:40:00.001+08:00

Well, not really a new pair, just the frame, because of something very idiotic that happened today.

We were at the terraces and everybody stood for the anthem. Joshua went "MOVE MOVE MOVE" so I moved a little and said "MOVE MOVE MOVE" to Issac next to me.

Perhaps he was tired, or just didn't like shouting, so Li Chen (who was next to Issac) whacked the back of his hand against my face, horribly twisting the nose guard and breaking the one on the right.

BAM! $10 gone. And no sorries.

I'm not blaming anyone here. It's just that I had to waste 10 "Lor Mai Kai"s because someone was grumpy. Who cares anyway. It's not a big deal, I'm just unlucky after all.

THAT'S WHY I TOLD HIM TO DO HIS PhDs IN HIS SPARE TIME!

2008-07-13T22:50:00.001+08:00

Hilarious movie my cousins showed me.

Anyway, some short stuff:

-Didn't get into Finals in Projects' Day. Damn it.
-IDS will commence tommorow. (LECTURES, BABY) Damn it.
-I have 3 projects and 3 2 competitions. Damn it.
-2.4km run tommorow. Damn it.
-I just realised that I am a wannabe sensationalist. DAMN IT.

On the bright side, Joshua did post. I didn't expect that.

Okay, no more, my mom would have to use a wrecking ball to wake me up if I still continued to blog.

8-0

2008-07-10T20:38:00.002+08:00
hello everybody i'm back after not posting for a long long time owing to not having much to write about and, mainly, the fact that i am fat and lazy. Well, today i saw kayhian again after 5 whole days of not seeing him. imagine my despair. as usual, he was being his random illogical self, complete with his violent-towards-joshuang-cos-he-sucks tendencies.anyway,school today was rather exciting, if you dont count the notsointeresting double english, the typically mindnumbinglyboring chinese period, the impossibletounderstand maths period, the music period where joshua and i got scolded for banging each other's keyboards, the literature period where i got zhiwei's brandnewjustgottoday cube confiscated in an irreversible transaction and the science period where i didnt get anything the teacher said about heat capacity and whatever. other than that, it was fun. but then again, recess usually is. so after that we went to poolside malcolm forgot his shoebag so i took it for him then i sat there and watched them eat and then i went to change and then i went onto the bus where fat horny xingren was being fat and horny and attacking me with his awesome ncc muscles. then we reached zhenghua and we played a match against shawnteo and fathornyxingren's team. the aphelion-westspring one. was quite a close fight. we only won 8-0. i was a forward in the 2nd half. needless to say, i was completely useless, touching the ball a grand total of somewhere around the region of 3 times. but we won anyway and i hardly had to do anything so it was pretty fun. tomorrow got cool hip and trendy hiphopdancingclass which i am useless at due to my not (cool hip and trendy)ness. and so bye for now will try to update if i'm bored and free. which tends to happen quite often. probably more than it should. oh well

A glorious day.

2008-07-01T20:26:00.001+08:00

Today seems like a dream. Ah.

Reason why today's a dream:
We learnt that pornography had to do with silhouettes, seductive (or maybe not so) voices and sitting in your seat, staring in blank space,shaking to a rhythm from nowhere that goes "dah doo dee doo dum dum dah *clap*" and stabbing at an unplugged keyboard when your mother enters your room.
I actually preferred to stay in school today. First step to being mature.
Mr. Krison thought that My Project's Day was a template and asked us "Where did you get this template from?" and Ming Kang replied "No, Shao did it himself." Mr. Krison said, "Well, it's really good." OMFGROTFLOLWMAOWTIME (Oh My Freaking Gosh Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud With My Arse Off With Tears In My Eyes).
The hulk burps to transform (*wink* Ming Kang *wink*)
I went to Macritchie Reservoir (Yu Chuan should like it) to release fish with Kon Kit's mom and relatives, in which we strongly discouraged.
My mum did not jam a rock up my ar*e when I came home at 5:30pm.
And I can finally find the time to play a computer game now. Huff.
Well, I AM that busy.

Going to reformat my computer

2008-06-19T13:03:00.001+08:00

Oh gosh, this is weird- of all the major events that happened in the holidays, I just had to post about reformatting my computer. Ho hum. It's ultra-slow no thanks to the hordes of applications I downloaded. I still have a lot of homework left:
Maths
Literature Book Reviews
Literature Powerpoint (I-DON'T-BLOODY-UNDERSTAND THE DAMN BOOK)
CHINESE
ActionScript Awards
SGCC
NOT THAT ANYONE CARES.

I HAVE FAR TOO MUCH TIME IN MY HANDS

2008-05-27T08:38:00.001+08:00

THEREFORE I PRESENT THIS RANDOM COMIC WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. ENJOY.

If you can't see it properly, right-click and press "view image" or something similar.
P.S. I spent 5 hours attempting to draw the first until I gave up.

Podcasting Day 2

2008-05-13T17:33:00.001+08:00

I forgot to post about yesterday's podcasting sabbatical, so sorry.

The day was fine like every other so my dad sent me to Kovan so that I could go to Dhoby Ghaut so that I could go to the iShop within the Cathay Cineplex so that I could attend my sabbatical (phew). I felt bored, so I took out my phone and started playing this fun game called "Prehistoric Fun Park"...

///WARNING!!! THIS SECTION HAS GAME ELEMENTS NOT PERTAINING TO THE STORY! DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT A GAME SYNOPSIS!!!///

In this game, you're supposed to create a theme park (which only theme is "prehistoric") and fulfill the requirements for the different missions. The missions are generally the same, only with a higher income target, visitor target and happiness target to fulfill. I'm currently at "Star Dust", where I'm supposed to have:
10,000 pebbles (their currency)
An average of 9 happiness points per visitor
150 (not sure) visitors
I have
100,000 pebbles (The most expensive ride is only 900. Go figure.)
200 visitors
BUT ONLY 8 HAPPINESS POINTS!!!
Rubbish water courses which do nothing; trapping useless guards and repairmen; and planting vast quantities of flora next to "dinomotors", rubbish water courses and trapped servicemen are fun. Whee. Now, back to the story:

///YOU CAN CONTINUE READING NOW!///

While lamenting the fact that I fail at the game, I found that I missed Dhoby Ghaut and reached Clarke Quay, so I got off (obviously pissed) and waited till the train at the other side came, then I got in. After reaching Dhoby Ghaut, I decided to walk to Somerset and found that I was late: it was 8:20am already! So I ran (yes I can) until I reached the iShop at 8:30am (yeah we are lucky). Then I found out that it was supposed to start at 9:00am, so I got frustrated and went to the toilet to relieve myself (or pungsai).

When I returned, everyone was in front of their Powerbook G4s (meh) and I went to my seat to learn more about CAMERAS. WOW. We learnt about camera angles (I screwed around with the Mac) and we were dispatched to the youth park nearby to film about it. Some retard group hogged the sign for almost all of the 55 minutes we had. Hmph. So, we went to a nearby "bus" to film it, some trees, some graffiti, a stage, and finally the sign. The other 3 students in my group are Sec 1s, but 2 of them were horribly uncooperative, choosing to spin around with the DV Camera rather than lend it to the others.

When we went back to the store (or should I say iStore?), we laid down our stuff and went off to eat. Horrible fast food restaurants were the only places to eat, so I tore some coupons for my group members and we went to Burger King. I ordered a chicken burger with small fries and medium Coke. I ordered an ice cream as well. Then, I decided to upsize my fries. BIG MISTAKE. The "medium" fries were just too much for me alone. Then came the burger and Coke. Oh yeah, they didn't manage to forget my ICE CREAM.

I then went upstairs with a really sore stomach (my "cooperative" Sec 1 friend wanted me to finish some of his fries. THE IRONY OF IT ALL.). We goofed, laughed, emoed and argued, and finally produced our 1/2 finished video podcast. When I wanted to save it to my thumbdrive though, it was like, 1.04 GB. WTF? I thought the Mac was supposed to be friendly. Steve, YOU LIED!

When it was over (we didn't have to present anyway), I walked to Dhoby Ghaut and took the train to Kovan, and took a bus home. THE END. Oh, and I'm going to the Esplanade tommorow. How funky.

P.S. I've my own blog elsewhere. Try to find it. It's in a Wordpress account, but not on Wordpress.com, nor blogger.com.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2008-05-12T22:20:00.005+08:00

Try to save this picture then see it, if you can't.

A Tribute

2008-05-09T23:29:00.004+08:00

I would write a smart limerick,
But then I'm not witty nor'm I sick.
I would write a simple rhyme,
But then I would have too few lines.
I would write a sad sad note,
But I would have nothing I'd have wrote.
So I conjured up these 10 lines,
Of this mega-awesome rhyme,
To show my might and pride,
To say 'thank you' for the ride.

You're the best, Mr. Leong.

(TODO Add some pics)

Believe It or Not...

2008-05-01T12:50:00.001+08:00

Umm... Yeah. Not doctored (save for the blur)

2008-04-12T13:35:00.000+08:00

Nuff' said.

WARNING

2008-03-24T15:44:00.003+08:00
Would you drink Dihydrogen monoxide?
It:
is accepted by nations around the globe
is used widely in chemical and weapons testing
may cause severe scalding.
kills hundreds each year
If you've learnt about ionic compounds, Dihydrogen is H₂ and monoxide is O. So, that makes H₂O. Which is water. So, don't worry - it's perfectly safe.

Oh, yeah.

JOSHUA NG, YOU ARE not FREAKING HANDSOME!
Your ugly face reminds me not of a movie star's- you're really damn not handsome.

Don't blame me if that looks wrong. I'm not gay, just acting under his orders.

Coming up next time...
We learn of the incident that happened... on the 20th of March! And Joshua's England trip!

Funky today

2008-03-20T18:51:00.002+08:00
I'll write on it tomorrow. I'm too damn tired to move. I bought this M4A3E8 Sherman Mini-tank replica. It's $9.90 only, and helluva detailed. Wow!

Old Folk Entertainment

2008-03-19T21:20:00.002+08:00
Whoopee! We're going to an old folk's home tomorrow, dubbed the Care Corner Counseling Centre. However, when I typed the whole name out just now, I became worried: since it's a Counseling Centre, does it HAVE to have problematic old dudes with broken families behind them? Guess I'm thinking too much.

Attached is my Itinerary I invented for tomorrow. I don't really know what 'condition' they are in, hence my huge amount of precautions (">> Chat while eating? <=Dangerous")

Itinerary.xlsx

shaoyun asked me to put a title so i'm putting a title for the heck of it

2008-03-17T16:29:00.003+08:00
hello everybody. i am back. today was eventful. sort of. instead of blogging about my england trip which i probably will do another day when i have too much time, mostly using pictures, i will blog about the sort of eventful today. so, today was the first day of school, and i was kind of surprised because i actually managed to wake up at the ridiculously early time of 5oclock. for those of you who, at this point, are thinking that this post is going to be another boring one of my boring rants about something completely irrelevant that nobody cares about just like all my other posts, you are right. i guess you deduced this because i'm such a boring person. but youre still right, so congratulations about that. but, if you think this will be an exciting humorous post, completely unlike my other posts, you are wrong, so dont keep reading or you will be sorely disappointed. so, for all those who have nothing better to do and just want to waste your time reading this post that will not improve your life, i shall continue. so, today, for the first time in many many days, i saw my good friends again, the smart, malcolmish (used as a synonym for the unmentionable word that will get me beaten up if i write it) malcolm, the handsome not ugly clever top in class not stupid muscular not not muscular, (have alot of girlfriends) joshua and the [very famous no need to describe] kayhian. joshua and i soon picked up our argument about why the other person is handsome. then we came to a consensus that both of us were the ugliest people in the world and started again. kayhian resumed being totally biased against me and hitting me for no good reason, as i will elaborate later on in this long boring post that will not improve your life in any way. and malcolm was, you know, being normal malcolmish. seating arrangements changed, not too happy with mine but what can i do? nothing. so shant bother with that. first period lit, AND THE EVIL MR KRISON PURPOSELY GO AND ASSIGN ME AS LEADER TO BRING A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE AROUND CHANGI AIRPORT TERMINAL 3. despite my high pitched cry of 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' he stuck with it, and refused to accept my not being able to speak dialect for nuts as an excuse. so on thursday i have to lead some senior citizens ON A TOUR AROUND SOMEWHERE I HAVE NEVER BEEN. i'm dead. anyway, after that was maths, we learnt more cool maths stuff which kayhian, being fast at maths, obviously picked up very fast and answered all the questions, depriving quite lousy at maths people like me from OP points. not very thoughtful of him. then during recess played soccer, sucked as usual, joshuayeo scored a goal with his fancy new shiny street soccer boots that helped him score a goal. then was chinese, as exciting as ever. then english, where we learnt how newspaper headlines were supposed to summarize the article etc etc. i evidently wasnt listening, as you can see from how i titled my post. then was geog, also as thrilling and exciting as it always is. then IS, new teacher new topic, intro then go home. while walking behind the science lab there i was walking with kayhian, when i, for some very good and logical reason, said that kayhian had a girlfriend because of his handsomeness. kayhian, being kayhian and thus completely biased against me, didnt give me the benefit of the doubt and tried to hit my stomach with joshua yeo's shoebag, which he was being unbiased and carrying. so kayhian, being kayhian, suddenly forgot how short i was, thought my stomach was 1.7 metres up in the air, and swung the shoebag at that height. of course, its all my fault for being short, so it serves me right that the shoebag hit me right in the face. that completely ruined my dreams of being able to go through life without having nosebleed. he was scarcely apologetic and sat there laughing and eating his chicken rice while i stood in the middle of the soccer court with a tissue trying to prevent me from dying of copious blood loss. I succeeded. and i'm going to bathe. bye

First day o' school

2008-03-17T15:29:00.005+08:00
I changed my name again cos' I felt that my name sounds better than an alias. To commemorate the first day of T2, I shall write in joshuangish, like no punctuation except for full stops and occasional commas. And humorously monotonous words too.

school was super fun today, because the first lesson was mr krison's. WOW. then he identified joshua, song ze, benjamin and i as student leaders for the founders day thingy on thursday where we have to partner senior citizens to changi airport terminal 3 to make them happy. it would be amazing to be chosen, but problems came up when joshua asked mr krison
Do they speak Chinese or English?
and mr krison replied

They speak Chinese, although you might equip yourself with some dialect.
joshua bellowed, "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can't speak dialects for nuts! I can't even speak Chinese properly!" snigger snigger snigger. then krison chose me as well. BOO. why would he chose me. i dont even have leadership qualities. everyone wanted to suan malcolm, but benjamin volunteered, and malcolm sighed in relief. darn. chinese was boring as usual, but geog was quite queer. then mr cheong taught us how to use photoshop, and appointed me as the assistant IS rep. yi ren was the main one, and mr cheong expected him to make sure everyone would hand in stuff early. this ends my short but boring post which no one will see. thank you, invisible readers.

Haha.

Edit: 2 posts on the same day. Interesting. JOSHUA, LABEL YOUR DAMN POSTS.

Things I probably had time to say but didn't

2008-03-16T11:38:00.008+08:00
Joshua, post something... ENGLAND.

Added a calamansi icon up there... IE 6 users can't see :(

Calenders totally own.

YAY START OF HOLIDAYS

BOO END OF HOLIDAYS

My 3D animation sucked.

Sucks to the min. person limit in sabbaticals.

Use Firefox, dude.

MAS SELAMAT, EAT CRUD.

Sucked at exams. BOO.

Picking up flash game creation again.

I love my desktop.

BOO SCHOOL.

Thousand Island should never be drunk.

Tartar sauce too.

STOP USING YOUR HEROES ABILITIES ON ME.

Physics games rule.

Rulers rule.

R.O.D.S. rule.

Hot rods rule.

Hot dogs rule.

Hyperactive dogs don't rule.

The end of the post, this is.

BYEBYE EVERYBODY

2008-03-01T15:04:00.002+08:00
BYEBYE EVERYBODY. I'M OFF TO ENGLAND. BUT I'M GOING TO BE SELFISH AND COME BACK IN ONE PIECE TO BUG ALL OF YOU WAHAHAHAHAHA.

Damn²

2008-02-28T21:54:00.003+08:00
Just received note that my great-grandfather had passed away. Might not go to school on Monday cos' of his funeral... DAMN! IT'S SABBATICAL WEEK! Strangely, I don't feel horribly depressed, but downcast:
lets just try and hope for the best.
Applies here as well...

WAKE UP, SHAO YUN

2008-02-27T21:01:00.003+08:00
YES! I must wake up and not sink into the depression of human liiiiiiiiiife!

LATEST NEWS NO ONE WOULD SEE NOW:
A S'Pore JI Terrorist ESCAPED! OMFG! No wonder when my dad was sending me home, I saw so many policemen and army men around the hilly place near the police club thing! WHAT IF HE SHOT THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW AND KILLED ME? "GOODBYE, SHAO YUN???"

Ok. I must stay calm...

OTHER STUFF
Was flipping through older posts, fun especially Joshua's.
Anyway, to allow y'all to view all his 27 posts of goodness (he inconveniently left them unlabeled, and he wrote more than I did. Damn.), I labeled them all- just click the label "Joshua Ng's Posts" at the right and there you are! THANK ME!

RubberDucky
Show how much RAM you are using thingy. Cute and fun. Not spyware, promise.
Essentially, if the water is high, the RAM you are using is high. Close applications to reduce.

icanhazcheezburger.com
Don't be fooled by the name: It's a site with lolcats.

STAY TUNED!

I'm damn confused.

2008-02-27T20:11:00.004+08:00
Yes... Not an emo post, but I'm confused.
1.CASE OF THE MISSING ACE (Hey, it rhymes)
My grandmother passed away the late December 2007, so I'm not allowed to go to other people's houses (religion stuff).
Malcolm, Kay Hian, the Joshuas etc. and I form a group in class.
I can't go to their houses to meet up for the project.
On Presentation day, I present like, 1 to 2 slides only.
Today, I find out I got 3/3 ACE, whereas the rest of the non-slackers get only 2.
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??? Should I get 1 only? Damn it. Now everyone will hate me for this...
2. Homework (Y'all too)
3. Test results

The only time I remember ever being exhilarated was when Singapore was declared as host city for the Youth Olympics. And that has nothing to do with me.

Sigh.

SINGAPORE YOUTH OLYMPICS!

2008-02-21T18:52:00.005+08:00
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I'm ECSTATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T KNOW WHY!
EDITED WIKI TOO!

GEOG BLOG

2008-02-19T20:15:00.002+08:00
Here's a mind map of Geography. Our teacher didn't teach much. Hopefully this might suffice.

EDIT: It couldn't appear, so I'll just post the link. Be sensible and use it to aid your tests: http://www.mindomo.com/view?m=945335ee8c7309dfaa466906d762dc10

2008-02-16T22:07:00.003+08:00

my 4 year old cousin TRASHING me at monopoly. was a rather embarrassing moment.

glow in the dark shoes. they had to turn off the lights cos i was too ugly.

COMMONWEALTH ESSAY, SITTING IN A TREE. BE-ING-DIFFI-CULT-I-N-G

i'm bored.

Boredom

2008-02-15T22:11:00.002+08:00
Yep.

Can't find of anything to say, but since today is "marvel-at-everything-day", I shall name the little things that happened today:
Ran 1.9km during P.E. and won Yu Chuan, Yi Hai and Samuel(citation needed).
Found Yuan Jun's new blog's link and changed it (too lazy when he said -.-)
Was taunted lots of times by Whizie (anagramed, told you).
Whizie owes me $5.50 cos' he poured my F&N Blazt into my bee hoon (tastes nice, though)
Yi Hai posted the pancake bunny on his blog. Damn.
Found out that people searched for lots of stuff to come here.
"Calamansi for face"(UGH! 3rd link: "aiming to obliterate them off the face of the planet")
"Calamansi juice for lips" (our blog comes first for this... what a shame)
"Calamansi"(5th link)
"Calamansi Juice" (5th link too)
WE'RE DOMINATING THE WEB!

2008-02-15T21:46:00.004+08:00

HELLOO!!!!!

somebody being ____________ at YOU!!!

first time doing pics. lets just try and hope for the best.

UPDATES

2008-02-13T20:52:00.003+08:00
Added a StatCounter. Really useful. Changed nick to BonusLevel, sounds nicer.

51st Post!

2008-02-04T19:06:00.000+08:00
It's amazing, but then JOSHUA! WOW! YOU REACHED OUR 50th POST! WAY TO GO (zor)! Well, sorry everyone, but hey, we're back (as long as procrastination does not infiltrate our minds). After attempting not to laugh at Joshua's damn funny post (Oh yes it IS), I am back!

I've decided to be a nicer person this year and I am pledging to live each day with a "something-very-good"day, where "something-very-good" is replaced by something... Very good. For example, last Friday, it was the "compliment-whoever-insults-me day". Turned out to be awesome. Whizie*, my leading distributor for insults, said that "I was rolling down the hill" when we ran the cross-country thing. I said "thanks, Protector of the Universe" and continued running much to his astonishment. I think he doesn't like it, as he pinches me when I say that. Ow.

Today is the "laugh-at-whatever-Yao-Chong-has-to-say,-especially-the-"I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZAR, I'M SHOOTIN' MAH LAZAR, OH NOES I SWALLOWED MAH LAZAR, KABOOM"-thing day" Let me tell you, dude, it IS fun.
*Name scrambled to protect identity... and my life.

Ok, something new. Here are some pics of me at Taiwan (I went during the Dec. Holidays)

My brother, my grandfather and I. I look skinny.

This place, the "Lovers' Bridge" is wiiiiiiindy. Looks wrong, I know.

Cause of my 2kg weight gain. The candy, I mean.

SEE YOU IN THE NEXT POST!

HELLO2

2008-02-04T17:19:00.000+08:00
HELLO EVERYBODY. HERE I AM, BLOGGING FOR THE 2ND TIME IN <5 DAYS. WOW! today, i found out my chinese is not as hopelessly hopeless as i had originally thought. BECAUSE I PASSED! with an astounding 59%, i somehow managed to save my ass from having to go to tuition. With my mum's non-negotiable 'fail and go for tuition IMMEDIATELY' policy, i was desperately hoping to pass, cos i hate chinese tuition. AND I PASSED. still very happy with myself. yay. anyway, today , there were 4 different types of peroiods. namely double super fun maths, one super fun lit, one super fun recess (not a period), 2 not super fun chinese and 1 super fun english. ooh i'm watching shaun the sheep on disney channel. THEIR FAVOURITE TREE IS GOING TO BE CHOOPPED DOWN! OH NO! WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? oh well who cares. back to writing a very boring blogpost that nobody's gonna bother to read. but i'm bored. so might as well. ok so during maths, i dont know what happened cos i wasnt paying much attention even though the person who normally causes me to not pay attention, namely kayhian, wasnt there due to his having broken his ankle during judo. but the maths problems were kind of easy. i think. then after that we had lit. everyone thought there was going to be a test and were worried about failing miserably, especially me because i am rather horrible in poems, and my english is too lousy to save me with good phrasing and vocabulary and sentence structures that will make an irrelevant point seem relevant. which means i would be in deep pungsai if the test was today. but, after holding us in suspense for twenty minutes that gave us the impression that there wouldn't be a test, because even the super pro at lit joshuayeo and malcolm probably couldnt write a good essay in that short period of time. so we did something else. then was recess, we played sec 3, i was being the most useless player ever, as usual. so we lost. then was chinese where we discussed the chinese paper THAT I PASSED. then after that we had english where the most interesting event of the day occured. while one group was presenting something, and the rest of us were disrespectuflly talking. I was commenting about Joshua yeo's rock hard muscles and he was leaning backwards. so i was like 'WAHH LOOK AT YOUR ROCK HARD MUSCLES' then i poked him in the stomach. then that joker kenneth, went like 'RUBBISH LAH' then took malcolm's plastic ruler (not the same as his M-ROD) and poked joshua yeo in the stomach. what happened next was rather surprising, but not ALL that surprising, given joshua yeo's rock hard muscles. the ruler broke once it touched him. so, after kenneth poked joshua, malcolm's ruler ended up in X number of pieces, where X^2 - 6X + 9 = 0. and i have nothing else to say, so i shall stop. blogging 2 times in <5 days is more that i ever planned to do. byebye

HELLO

2008-02-02T15:13:00.000+08:00
HELLO, the few people who used to read my blog but have now stopped after a complete lack of blogging by me for a whole 46 days. I have nothing much to blog about, so i'm just randoming since i'm bored and watching some documentary about sharks or scotland or something. now staring at some ugly red fish and learning something about when the alpha male dies the female undergoes a sex change to lead or something. fun isnt it. don't you just love fish. i like fish. especially the edible ones. or only the edible ones. while watching the documentary, i am being squashed by the two sheets of paper on which my latest embarrasing attempt to actually write a story. i shall post it here for the benefit of those who havent yet read it. i shall post the original so that you can see the full extent of my uselessness at the english language. here it is:

My name is Bob and I am the most technologically advanced machine in the universe. Created by the highly advanced race of Protheans, I was given artificial intelligence and equipped with the most destructive weapons ever created, with the intention of being used in the event of war with other planets. However, they over estimated their abilities, thinking that I would obediently follow whatever they said, and that if I didn’t, that they could control me. They were sadly mistaken. I stayed in the hangar, as most war machines with the ability to fly do, for around two days. After that, I, as most sentient beings do after long periods of inactivity, grew bored. Playing computer games did little to entertain me, since I could manipulate the game to do whatever I wanted, and completed most of the games within half a nanosecond. So, while the security guard in charge of the ‘foolproof’ system for keeping me in the hangar was taking a toilet break, I walked, or to be more accurate, flew out of the unguarded back door, which the Protheans had foolishly forgotten about. My initial plan was to let the Protheans keep their lives despite imprisoning me for such a long period of time, but all thoughts of forgiveness evaporated when one of the younger Protheans let out a blood curling scream when he saw me and urinated in his pants. In case you are not a Prothean, I shall now let you know that when Protheans urinate, approximately two thousand, four hundred and ninety three liters of liquid gush out in less than 2 minutes. This meant that one of my legs got thoroughly soaked, and got short circuited, rendering my favorite but possibly the most ineffective weapon, the rubber band gun, completely useless. This enraged me, and I immediately whipped out my aptly named death inducing engine, aka DIE, and my laser of ultimate doom, aka LOUD, using the booming command of “DIE LOUD,” to voice activate them. This completely confused the Protheans around me, who were probably wondering why the big metal machine that looked like an octopus was spouting nonsensical sentences and swinging around two huge things that looked like huge guns. Taking advantage of this, I immediately started firing at the crowd, feeling immense hatred for those who had imprisoned me, and aiming to obliterate them off the face of the planet. Despite being a super intelligent computer that could calculate in less than a second the most complex of equations that would take the most brilliant mathematicians billions of years to solve, I failed to realize that if I exterminated that Protheans, there would be nobody to supply me with food to whet my insatiable appetite. So I shot them. The first shot caused total pandemonium in the city, the second shot blew up the biggest skyscraper in the city and probably fried a few billion Protheans, and my last shot, which I failed to aim properly, went straight down to the core of the planet and blew it up, completely vaporizing everything on the planet except me, thanks to my indestructible, invincible armor. At around this moment, I realized that sooner or later, I would run out of power as I had just blown up the race that had built me and knew how to refuel me. Since I wanted to continue living for as long as possible, I started researching the super computer part of myself to see if there was any way I could prevent myself from dying. Then I found it. A way to make myself self-sustaining. The key was a certain piece of ancient Prothean machinery which was now in the possession of a species called Earthling, in a city that they called Eden Prime. Without further ado, I set off scouring the galaxy for that city. After three billion years of aimless wandering, I finally found it. From afar, it looked just like the planet I had obliterated just 3 billion years ago; towering skyscrapers, streets bustling with life, all scurrying about like ants to their next destination to fulfill whatever they needed to do, in the hope of having a successful life. Using my X-ray telescopic vision, I scanned the city until I located the object I desired; for convenience purposes, it shall be referred to as the humans refer to it: the beacon. The beacon was located underground, in something that looked somewhat like a military facility. It seemed to be relatively heavily guarded, but I had to have that beacon. Without as much as a second of thought, I flew down to the attack. Watching the puny humans running around in panic like headless chickens was mildly amusing, but I couldn’t let myself get distracted. Without hesitation, I charged up my electric electrifying electricity laser (aka electric EEL), impressing and scaring the humans with bands of purple crackling electricity running up and down my body with impressive crackling noises. The humans started bombarding me with plasma bolts, which had no effect on my superb invincible armor. Telling myself that it was under self defence so that I would not feel too guilty about it, I fired back with my LOUD PIG, which meant laser of ultimate doom and people-incinerating gadget. It was almost too easy. The humans fell like ninepins; while their spirit and willingness to die for their cause was admirable, their skills left a lot to be desired. However, I did not realize they were sending for help in the form of a spaceship, with a war veteran with a reputation far and wide on board: commander Shepard until the message had been sent. As fast as I could, I destroyed the camera but it was too late; reinforcements were on the way. I hurriedly extracted the beacon from its underground storage place and flew off into space, knowing that commander Shepard and his ship would follow me to the ends of the universe to avenge their dead comrades. A battle was imminent.

Despite taking 3 hours to do it, this was all that i could come up with. just shows how stupid and dumb i am. not to mention ugly, fat, unpopular and lousy I am. Chinese new year is coming up soon and i don't have enough new year goodies. i've finished all my pineapple tarts at the rate of around 7 a day. coupled with my brother's liking of pineapple tarts, they're all gone. and later i have to go and cut bak gwa, on one of my mum's notions that one whole piece of bak gwa is too big to eat at one go. so here i am, being hungry while my mother is being selfish and not wanting to open the bak gwa. no fair. I know those patiently awaiting for another installment on my blog will be sorely disappointed by this pathetic, 5 minute attempt but another time i shall really blog, if i feel like. BYEBYE

Hey, I'M BACK!

2007-12-19T21:22:00.000+08:00
Inactive blog schmog... WELL, NOW IT'S ACTIVE! Hey everybody, I'm going to Taiwan tommorow, so don't miss me, ok? :D Somehow I feel hyperactive though I've to wake up by 5:30am tommorow... Sigh~ I've decided to edit the blogskin.. Hope you all like it.

A few updates:
I played LaserQuest with my cousins at some place in Choa Chu Kang! (Their dad is a police coast guard and it was the PCG family day) It was fun, although I got 17 points, which was lowest :( My cousins (twins, 12-yrs) got the highest among the 15 people... Not to mention that I had a free round of archery, air rifle (!) and food -_-
Chatango shall be our new tagboard! Joshua (and others) , SIGN UP TO START CHATTING!

well, yesterday

2007-11-14T13:00:00.000+08:00
yesterday was GOOD. first, i woke up early early in the morning at 830, 3andahalf hours before i usually do, thanks to malcolm smsing me and my phone vibrating on the wooden thing 20cm from my head. so, i woke up and headed off to the toilet to brush teeth and do whatever i do every morning. then i went to drink water, then went to bathe. then my mum brought my brother and I to have a yummy breakfast of kwaychap ( kway teow and PIGS GUTS). for some reason, many people are horrified by the thought of eating innards. but i dont know why. on sunday, i had a wonderful lunch of duck porridge, complete with duck liver, duck gizzard (whatever that is), duck intestines and duck heart... i never knew that duck intestines were translucent white... or maybe thats just when they are cooked... but its still nice. so anyway, while kayhian and shaoyun were waiting for me in school, i was having my breakfast and inconsiderately making them wait. so i reached school a little bit later than i said i would. then MALCOLM came. then while malcolm and i were Q-ing up for our schoolbooks, JOSHUA came. after realising that cutting Q in front of around 10 people probably wasnt a good idea, he went to the back of the queue. so after we got all our books, we went over to the volleyball court to play soccer! like we did almost every recess and every after school while there was still school. so, after kicking malcolm's red ball around, i managed to kick it into a tree while trying to kick it into the volleyball court from outside, but we managed to get it down after not too long. however, another time when kayhian, who doesnt know how to control his immense strength, kicked the ball all the way out, and being the lazy person that he is, he made me, the lazier person, go out and get it. so, i went out to get it, grumbling all the way, and the grumbling must have done something to distract me or something, so i kicked the ball into the tree. Again. but it wasn't as bad as the last time. it was worse. it was near the top of the tree. yesterday, i learnt that there were various ways of getting a ball out of a tree, with varying degrees of effectiveness.
1. swear at the tree and the person who kicked it into the tree (kayhian's original method). not very effective.
2. Shake the tree trunk, causing the tree to shake a bit, but not enough to make any noise (we tried this). also not very effective.
3. hurl the shoes of the person that kicked the ball into the tree in the general direction of the ball, even though they cost $200 and are almost impossible to find, and not taking into account the high risk of them getting stuck in the tree. (one shoe DID get stuck in the tree, but i'll go into that later). not very effective
4. throw a heavy long plastic/rubber pipe at the ball, even though it is all wobbly and cannot be aimed, also not effective
5. get a small light person who cant lift the big heavy tube with 1 hand and lift them up by the legs and ask them to hold the tip of the tube with 1 hand and stretch out as far as they can and try to knock down the ball. (another of kayhian's brilliant ideas). not very effective either
6. ask someone small enough to not break the tree to climb the tree and kick the branches until the ball dropped (somewhat effective)

for the second time that i kicked the ball into the tree, first we did number 1, then number 2, then number 3, then number 6. in the process of doing number 3, my shoe got stuck in the tree, thanks to kayhian. so, we tried repeating step 3 to get the shoe down, without much success. then somebody had a brainwave and thought of number 6, which worked! so, we got the ball and my shoes down. then played somemore. after awhile, we all got tired, and somebody came up with the spastic idea of having a competition to see who could kick the ball higher into the air. malcolm won, but kayhian was being a sore loser and decided to give himself another try. since everyone was intimidated by his smell and formidable martial arts skills, not to mention his ... other secret weapon, we let him. he kicked it into a tree. a different tree from mine, but still a tree. so, we tried number 4, then 5, then 3.
since we didnt have a ball to play with thanks to kayhian's lack of aiming, i checked my phone and discovered that jaslyn had tried to call me, for who knows what reason. so, since i had malcolm's phone and i was playing with the funky transformers transforming sound when you slide the thing, i decided to call back, with malcolm's phone. then we put it on loudspeaker. and we were confusing her... i think. so we did that for quite long, while kayhian was trying to get the ball down. then we went to eat lunch. we went to J8 and ate at yoshinoya, at kayhian's request. then after that, we went back to my house and watched tv! then we played carrom for awhile until people started complaining about painful fingers (halfway through the first match), so we went to play soccer with this puny ball for awhile in the garden, then played BADMINTON. malcolm was the best. then after that we had dinner. curry, salmon, prawns, sweetsour pork. then we watched NORBIT... the one with eddie murphy as the fat girl and geeky guy... then we sent everyone except shaoyun home. so first we went to send joshua yeo home, and managed without getting lost more than once. then we sent malcolm home, at dairy farm road, which, sadly, has no more cows. and then we went all the way to the other end of singapore, changi, to send kayhian back! then we went home and i fell asleep. so far, i think yesterday has been the funnest day of my holiday. WHEEE. now, who is going to invite me to their house to return the favour?

071107

2007-11-07T23:44:00.000+08:00
helloo everybody, to all of the 0 people who are going to read this, i'm back! despite what i said in my last post, i figured that blogging would be rather more constructive than sitting here and stoning in front of the screen while waiting for my dad to come back from china, hence the reason for this post's existence. yesterday, my good friend shawn teo came over to my house, since i went to his house last week i thought i had better return the favour. so, he came over to my house. and we played playstation. after that, since he didnt know how to walk home from my house (10 minute walk. lots could go wrong), we attained permission from both our parents for him to sleep over. so that is exactly what he did. we slept at 12, since we were reading in the room, which probably goes some way in explaining my state right now (about to fall asleep. but i know i shouldnt, cos otherwise my dad cant get into the house. he didnt bring his key). and this morning, i woke up to the best piece of news i had heard the whole week! LIVERPOOL CRUSHED BESIKTAS 8-0. 8-0!! HOW PRO IS THAT. so i decided to get ready for class reunion (under normal circumstances, these 2 words would deserve capitalisation, but i'm abnormal and liverpool is more important, so its not capital). after a few smses to glendon and having to answer a phone call in the middle of my bath, i was finally ready to go. after droppint shawn off at his house, my mum kindly sent me to bishan mrt station, where i was supposed to meet people like celine glendon jingyi marcus and victoria (in alphabetical order, so as to avoid any complaints about 'why is my name last' or stuff like that. highly unlikely, but who knows?). so when i got there, being me, i didnt notice celine standing inside there, so i was just stoning in front of the cool informative poster that tells you what station comes before which station and which way you should go if you dont have 2 hours to waste. then i saw marcus. at first i didnt recognise him, so i was rather surprised when this guy i didnt recognise came up to me and said hi. so we stood around and... talked rubbish? then jingyi came and noticed celine so we went in to wait for glendon and victoria. then victoria came and i was stoning there, being tired. then GLENDON CAME. in his funky orange-pink shirt. reminded me of the colour of salmon. i like fish. watashi wa sakana ga suki desu. so we took a mrt. the first mrt that came along was packed like sardines. more fish. hehehehehe. so i decided not to try to squeeze my bulk in there and kill everyone by squashing them against the side of the train. so i waited for the next one. i managed to squeeze onto it. i dont remember doing anything worthy of notice on that train. then we got to... city hall i think. and switched train! exciting. while waiting, celine tried to push all 70+kg of me off the chair. to no avail. somehow, i'm not surprised. then we got onto the train and WE GOT SEATS. so i sat down. and then while we were getting off, glendon managed to smack my head against the dangly thing on the train that people hang onto. then we got off the train and met kester WITH A BALL and waited for jarrad. HES SO SKINNY NOW. while waiting, glendon and i got bored and went down and up the escalator for fun, at the risk of looking like complete and total retards. but it was ok, cos we were being as inconspicuous as a huge guy (me) and a puny guy in a bright orange shirt can be, so i dont think anyone saw. then we took the bus! and kester the nice guy gave me A WHOLE PACKET OF M&Ms. which i tried to eat on the bus, selectively forgetting that eating on buses is generally disallowed. then those evil twits glendon and celine tried to take. so i was being nice and gave the packet to glendon. then he tried to pass it to celine, but owing to his brilliant timing, he let go before she took it so it landed on the floor of the bus, spilling all the precious food. so he picked it up and i stuffed my face with whatever was left. then jingyi suddenly went 'oh i think we get off here', and got off the bus, without giving us any time to prepare. so everybody rushed off the bus. then we walked a long long way, but for once i wasnt complaining, because as usual, i was being antisocial and not talking to anybody. then we finally got to east coast park. but because we were almost on the opposite end of east coast park from mcdonalds, we took up my brilliant suggestion of renting bikes and going there. so we rented bikes and went there. and once again, i was selected as the guard of everything that everyone left behind when everyone went away, this time to macdonalds, so i stoned with the bikes waiting for glendon to get food for me, which he conveniently didnt do until everybody had finished eating. so whene veryone came out, glendon gave me my food, AND EVERYBODY CYCLED AWAY. so thre i was cycling a hundred metres behind everybody else while drinking my milo and eating my fries with my awesome ability to cycle with one hand, even though marcus tried to force me off the track by jumping around in front of me. so i finally caught up with everyone at bedok jetty, where i have cool memories of our fishing sabbatical... so i ate my burger and made everybody wait for me, then we went to return our bikes. THEN WE PLAYED SOCCER. YAY.. as usual, i was being completely useless, due to my fatness and complete inability to do anything with the ball. but it was still fun. then we went to the beach for awhile and did i have no idea what. after that, we went to cycle MORE! i spent half of the time trying to teach jarrad how to cycle, but since i'm completely useless at just about everything, teaching is no exception, so i couldnt teach him. so i went to cycle after the others, not realising they were taking a differnt route and were on the way back, until i reached macdonalds there and called wesley. so, feeling rather stupid, i turned back. then we had to return our bikes, and we played MORE SOCCER. i was being useless as usual. then me and glendon decided that if we were going to have any hope at all of getting home by 6 oclock, we should leave at that very instant. so we left at that very instant, after taking a short detour to buy water so we wouldnt die of dehydration on the bus. so after walking all the way to the bus stop, we took the bus back to bedok mrt and took 854 back, and i waited at rosyth for my mum to fetch my brother, then we went CHOMP CHOMP to eat. the one in serangoon gardens. i had my usual wanton noodles and we shared a stingray. then we went home. AND THE DAY ENDED. then my dad came home from china at 12 something. then i went to sleep. THIS IS THE END OF MY VERY LONG AND VERY BORING AND VERY POSSIBLY LAST POST. thankyou all my nonexistent supporters/blog readers

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2007-11-05T22:40:00.000+08:00
i cant think of a good title. my brain is stagnant. like dengue mosquito breeding water stagnant. i suddenly feel like punching the screen just because i'm too bored and there is nothing to do. today was one of the not-so-boring days so far this holiday. well, actually basically anything that involves me getting my fat backside off the chair would be not-so-boring. thats why dinner excites me. anyway, today i woke up at 1 oclock, so half of my time that i usually spent being bored was spent in bed, blissfully unconcious of the nothing that was happening around me. then i woke up and lumbered over to the toilet to brush my teeth, like i do on mosts mornings, except when i forget. then after that, i went to stone on the sofa with my rubiks cube and wait for my mum to take me out for lunch. oh by the way, my rubiks cube solving time has improved from 4 hours to around 10 minutes. not like anyone cares, since this blog has been dead for so long and i dont think anyone will bother to come and read anything i write, since my writing is so lousy, but i just feel like saying it. anyway, instead of the half an hour she said she would take, she took an hour. so i was starving and moody and not in the mood to talk, so i was being even more boring than usual, when i went out with my mum to buy my sister's p6 chinese assessment books. then we finally went to have lunch. at beef noodles. i like bee, cos cows look unique and taste nice. then we went home. then we went to ANGMOKIO LIBRARY. where we borrowed 52 books.which is quite alot. well thats just the opinion of my weak arms that carried them all the way to the car, but all you strong people out there might think differently. so i have 3 weeks to read 52 books. dont know if i can manage. then after that went swimming. i strongly dislike swimming. but i still went. because i was so mind numbingly bored that i am even content with doing things i dont want to do, just to fight away evil boredom. so comes the end of my boring post, the sequel to all the other boring posts. this is potentially my last post. EVER. because nobody wants to read my boring posts written by boring old me. so, i'll probably stop posting until the demand increases like, 3 times? on paper, it shouldnt be too hard, since only 1 person likes my posts, getting 2 more shldnt be too difficult. but, in real life, its impossible, cos i'm too boring. oh well.

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2007-10-31T22:57:00.001+08:00
lucky you, shaoyun. YOU GET TO DO FUNKEH THINGS. was it i who said that or was it my smaller friend with the same name? anyway, MY HOLIDAYS ARE BEING BORING. bah. since monday, i have not been awake for more than 12 hours. I'M PRACTICALLY BECOMING A SLOTH! my long long sleeping hours, coupled with my natural sluggishness is making me more and more into a sloth! all that is lacking is long grey hair with algae and the ability to hang on trees upside down without falling off. ISNT THAT HORRIBLE. i've been likened to a pig a cow and a camel, and now a SLOTH?! (even though the last one was my own, but still, i'm becoming feral). and lately i've been really really bored. I MISS SCHOOL. all my weird friends, all the cool teachers, all the weird things that happen during recess, our mishaps during soccer, seeing BQ climb a tree to retrieve balls, ALL SO MEMORABLE. AND NOW THERES NONE OF THAT. just... stoning at home. no contest. i like school more. at least theres gonna be a class reunion soon! even though its at the same place that i went to last friday and where i got sunburnt and suffered the indignity of not being able to throw a root beer can away and also where i chalked up heavy debts of like more than 5 dollars? still, its with different people. maybe i'll bring a fishing rod! and fish at bedok jetty. lol. that would be fun. stoning in the sun and getting even more sunburnt, but nevermind. its something to look forward to. and i'll go sleep now cos i got nothing to do and to preserve my reputation as a sloth. heh. BYEBYE. desu

STOMP post

2007-10-30T20:13:00.000+08:00
Hey everyone! I just posted on STOMP a week ago, and my entry was accepted and put on the webpage! Here's the link...
MY POST
Pity many people insulted me in the comments on the name nintendomaniac and my 'busybodyness'...

FUN-KEH!

2007-10-29T17:04:00.000+08:00
Woah! It has been fun-keh (according to Joshua) these few days. I went bowling, to a dinner at Amara Hotel and got UNEXPECTED RESULTS!

We had bowling for our End-Of-Year-Activity. I went with Kerry, Shye Ting and this funky guy whose name I forgot. I sucked so much that I got gutter balls 80% of the time, which lead to my total score to be 88. By the way, we played 3 rounds, and most people can get 88 points in ONE round. It's not easy, okay...

After that we returned to school to get our results. I GOT AN MSG OF 2.29! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I got A1 for English! w00t! Since I got around 60+ marks for all of my EOYs, I thought I got around 3 or something for my MSG! That makes me 12th in the class... I shall work harder for next year, so that I don't even need to have exams at all...

Then, on Saturday, I went with my Mum to a pub-restaurant in Amara Hotel called HUE (pronounced as h.way) for her Secondary School reunion, where about 30+ adults went, and I was the only kid. NO FAIR. But there was FOOD! High class, even! We had sushi, chicken and clam chower, some funny sauteed prawn thing that tasted like it was from a plate of Hor Fun, grilled fish, tiramisu, salad, spicy chicken, spaghetti and MANY MORE! All that food and severe dehydration caused me to lose my ability to swallow properly, causing noodles to come out of my nose... Ouch...

Since I had nothing to do in the pub-restaurant (I was full), I went to sit on a couch in the hotel lobby, where I played "Crazy Penguin Catapult". I had obtained 91/96 of the total stars when I heard a guy shout, "Karawashita sarawu (I'm not sure what he really said) desu! Ah hahahahaha!" Then these two hotel staff held the guy by his shoulders and helped him to the lift, where they brought the laughing Japanese guy upstairs. Then, this English guy went and asked another hotel staff, "Is it safe to use the lift now?"

LOL! How often do you see a Japanese guy get drunk?

liverpool- arse

2007-10-29T12:05:00.000+08:00
ended 1-1, i have to say arsenal played quite well, and the 2 goals were rather good, gerrard's superpro freekick and the buildup to fabregas' goal... damn nice. i'm damn sleepy. so BYEBYE. hehehe 2 posts in a day but too short for you to enjoy... so near yet so far. WHEEEEE i need to poo

pool - arse

2007-10-29T00:10:00.001+08:00
1-0 POOL!!! BRILLIANT GERRARD GOAL!!! yay

HOLIDAYS!

2007-10-28T21:18:00.000+08:00
[the title] have officially started! yesterday! but i lagged. so sorry for the procrastination and any inconveniance or unhappiness caused by it. this shall be a rather short post. i am now watching the bolton vs astonvilla match with my mum. the score is 0-0 and it is the 15th minute. so far, the holidays havent been as bad as i expected. its been rather fun actually. but we're only like 2 days into it so i cant say. and i dont think i'll go for my p6 class reunion. cos its at east coast park and i just went there on friday and got burnt and a sprained butt. and theres nothing to do there except cycle and patronise macdonalds or 711. so likely that i wont be there. all my exclassmates must all be like SO SAD. cos they wont get to... watch me stone. FINE. so i wont be missed. I DONT CARE. later CRUNCH MATCH between my team liverpool and ARSE, who are like my 2nd favourite team cos they are playing quite good football right now. so like, OBVIOUSLY i'll be supporting liverpool. and anelka just scored for bolton. cool free kick. and i'm going to take advantage of my staying up late to try and eat as much rubbish as i can. yay. ok bye i'll crap more next time. just for all my fans out there. all 1 of them

I'M BACK (again)

2007-10-26T16:06:00.000+08:00
I'M BACK. ON A FRIDAY. i have no idea what significance that has but i just decided to put it there. some people are USELESS at remembering days. anyway, yesterday was THURSDAY. not just ANY thursday, but a SPECIAL thursday. it was an ISPARK NITE (or night, i forget)THURSDAY. in the morning, we went to school and ...and.... OH ICOUNCIL RALLY. where GLENDON was rallying! to be in EXCO! he was the youngest one, and thus the most popular since i think virtually the whole sec1 ispark population voted for him. duh. and then and then after that we WENT FOR BREAK at 930 i think. where we played soccer. where i SUDDENLY discovered that i had a HEADACHE. a REALLY BAD one too. and that nearly ruined my chances of reallyreally enjoying isparknite. especially since there were handsome and clever and funny people like malcolm and joshuayeo and kayhian there. for the sleepover thing. BUT, thanks to my phenomenal healing powers (like wolverine. hehehe), i recovered within the short time span of 20 and a half hours. amazing, no? and in that short time span, fangchen told me that i probably had fever cos i wasnt sweating and then yaochong asked me if my urine (i'm being scientific!) was warm. i had no idea. i dont touch my piss. and the concert was rather cool. the sec 1 class did a skit thingy, one sec 2 class sang 2 ORIGINAL songs. COMPOSED by them. amazing lah. the songs were rather good, too. the chinese one was simple enough for me to understand. in the end they won 1st place. and the other 2 sec2 classes collaborated and came up with a play. which was funny in an intentionally lame way. 'welcome to the newsflash where the news FLASHES!' that kind of thing. like you would expect from someone of my intelligence. and then the sec 3 classes DANCED. quite cool lah. 3O in one part danced to Light Up the Sky by Yellowcard, and they switched off all the lights and sent out these dudes wearing black with those glowing stick thingies stuck to their clothes in the shape of stickmen. and they were throwing the glowing sticks all over and whirling them about their heads. it was COOL. malcolm liked it too because of the song i think. i got him to download it for me...and then the sec 4 performance, featuring my good friend howard, was this...um... there was this guy sitting on the steps and rapping a probablyselfwritten poem into a microphone while other dudes were running around on stage. it was quite good too. and then after that, POTLUCK. quite disappointing. sausage buns, not very nice curry puffs and chocolate cake. the leftovers were offered to us for breakfast very courteously by the councillors. thankfully i didnt feel like eating. it was then noticed that majority of those who accepted the offering ended up with a stomach ache later on in the day. so we woke up today at 6oclock, after approximately 5 hours of sleep and much tossing and turning in the middle of the night due to the inability to be able to find a comfortable position or location to sleep in. and they screened a movie in LT4 at 11oclock. the councillers spent about 15 minutes arguing over whether to watch the italian job or hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy (H2G2). the hitchhiker's guide eventually triumphed over the mini-cooper show that i've seen before. the show started off with dolphins singing 'SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH'. then i felt extremely tired and headache-ish so i went to KAH KEE HALL to sleep. then at around 12 mrkrison came and accepted the invitation to tell us ghost stories. so he told us ghost stories. and most of the 1O people rushed over to participate in the listening and unintentionally INVADED MY SPACE. but i was too tired to do anything so i went to the toilet. then i went back and ruined the climax of the story with a 'huh?' then i fell asleep sprawled out on the floor in my uniform. then i woke up went for flag raising stoned in the canteen went to the SALT centre had attendance taken boarded the bus.then the fun started. freeman bradley kenneth samuel yuchuan and I sat at the back of the bus and started crapping around. and as usual, with freeman around, crapping around was very fun. then we reached east coast park. i started complaining about how slowly i cycled. and when we got our bikes i sped off. whee. which was probably the main reason that towards the end i was too tired to cycle properly and was going all over the place and even going in circles and endangering the lives of all around me. halfway, i attempted and failed to throw my root beer can away while cycling. i thought that the dustbins were the 'push in the swinging cover' type but they were the 'lift up the swinging cover' type. so as i cycled past i slammed the can into the cover, which didnt give way and so just made my can bounce off, so, feeling extremely stupid yet relieved that nobody had seen, i went to pick it up and throw it away properly. if any of you are wondering how i managed to get the root beer even though i was totally broke, it was becuase i helped kenneth to fix his bike when the chain came off, and so he treated me to it. nice nice him. after 2 hours of cycling my butt was aching horribly and my knees were completely screwed up because the seat was too low and my knees were bended way more than they should have been. then we went back to school and got our RESULTS!! mine were horrible. only 10th in the whole class. horrible. ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. HORRIBLY HORRIBLE. BAD BAD BAD. NO GOOD. NEXT YEAR MUST PULL UP SOCKS. figuratively. my real socks are too high already. AND I SHALL END OF NOW TO SIT IN A CORNER AND ... reflect. YAY. oh and the holidays have started. watashi will be bored. desu.

Dead Poets' Society

2007-10-24T21:15:00.000+08:00
For the movie and my wellness, I shall yawp right now.
YAWP!
I FEEL GOOD!

Noticed it?

2007-10-22T19:39:00.000+08:00
I mean, the whole blog colour? I decided to call this blueberry juice, but only for a week. An edit every so often makes a change, right? Ok, I've lots of news...

WORLD'S WORST GAME: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Someone invited me to look at the Wikipedia article on this, and I now think: Why did they even PUBLISH this? The company went bankrupt anyway. And a reviewing site specially made their rating system to rate '0's, giving this a 0.0 rating.

DUMBLEDORE IS gay!
It is TRUE! J.K. Rowling even told a reporter about it!
"Dumbledore is gay," she said, adding he was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who he beat in a battle between good and bad wizards long ago.
Sad thing, ain't it?

Also...
Gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell welcomed the news about Dumbledore and said: "It's good that children's literature includes the reality of gay people, since we exist in every society.
"But I am disappointed that she did not make Dumbledore's sexuality explicit in the Harry Potter book. Making it obvious would have sent a much more powerful message of understanding and acceptance."
What?! I mean, is he an idiot or what? Who would want a book with the word 'gay' printed across it???
NO. I WOULDN'T. Were you thinking that I would? If not, please do so, as I have read your mind twice already... MUAhAhAhA
PS: We're gonna get a rating of 'R' for this...

DAMN CCA

2007-10-19T21:17:00.000+08:00
Yep. WITHOUT MY CONSENT, THEY SCREWED ME UP BY MAKING ME JOIN THE NIC (NATIONAL INFOCOMM COMPETITION) TOMMOROW.

WHY THIS SCREWED ME:
THEY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT BEFORE, ONLY TODAY!
I COMPLETELY SUCK IN THIS AREA OF INFOCOMM. 30 MCQS, 5 ESSAY QUESTIONS!
I've to go to my library for CIP!

ENGLAND LOST?!

2007-10-18T13:07:00.000+08:00
ENGLAND LOST!! HOW HORRIBLE!! WASTE MY TIME LAH!! I STAYED UP TO WATCH THEM WIN AND WHAT DID THEY GO AND DO? THEY LOST. useless buggers. wayne rooney opened the scoring, and even though i am completely biased against him cos i am a liverpool supporter and he is from man u (in case you didnt know, most liverpool people dont like man u), i have to say it was quite a nice goal. first, that shorty owen (the only guy shorter than me in the england team i think) managed to win a header!!! and then rooney chested it down and whacked the ball, like kayhian or freeman sometimes do, just that it was actually on target, and didnt end up flying over the fence. but then in the second half, that JOKER went to rugby tackle some russian dude that i forgot the name of. russian dudes have cool but hard-to-remember-for-chinese-people names. the stupid referee gave a penalty, that moron. IT WAS OUTSIDE THE PENALTY BOX LAH. so, another russian dude scored. robinson actually dived the correct way but couldnt save it because his arms were too short. and then after that, russia scored again thanks to some screwed up defending on england's part. see lah, kick out carragher and then what happens to you... so the score was 2-1 and then mcclaren or macclaren, i forget which one is the car, went to make 3 useless substitutions, the most useless was bringing on lampard. everyone knows lampard cant play together with gerrard, hes too selfish lah. then he went to push the betterthanlampard gareth barry to left back. and brought on that chopstick peter crouch. USELESS LAH. so they lost. and now they are probably going to be KICKED OUT of the tournament. i hope that gets macclaren or mcclaren sacked. and they get a better manager. like mourinho. hes quite good and hes my mums favourite manager too, so i might get to watch more england matches.
oh i got the rest of my results. if you dont count the exemption people (except for english), then i think i topped the class in english (me exempted), lit (60/75), maths (66/80, all stupid careless mistakes), history (44/50, this one i'm very sure cos i saw the mark sheet). i got a1 for every exam except chinese (B5) which is amazing. and, most important, I PASSED CHINESE!! 119/200!! overall B4!! so happy.. i get to go to sec 2.
post eoys are boring... SOMEBODY (anyone except me, i dont mind) DO SOMETHING

OK FINE I WILL

2007-10-16T15:57:00.000+08:00
i wonder why everyone keeps wanting me to blog... not as if i'm funny or you get winning 4d numbers from my posts or anything.... weird people... nevermind, here i am anyway, bored out of my skull, trying to test whether writing makes me less bored like joshuayeo says it does for him... doesnt seem to be working so far... but since i have alot of time to kill, i shall blog about today, yesterday, yesteryesterday and saturday, and also do the quiz that that evil jingyi asked me to do... and i shall start with saturday
on saturday the 13th of October, i woke up at 9 oclock, and came up with a brilliant plan, which was brilliantly executed, to get myself out of tuition as the EOYs had just ended and i thought i deserved a break. i decided to volunteer my services to my mum to help her carry groceries, in view of the impending BBQ that evening (to celebrate my brother's birthday). and it worked, just like most plans i come up with that are supposed to work and not just make someone else look stupid. so i went groceries at the-big-fat-mega-mall-at-plaza-singapura-with-the-french-name (i'm not even going to attempt to spell it or everyone will keep disturbing me about my lousy english and how come i got exempted with rubbish spelling like that, like they did when i spelt chrysanthemum (i still dont care)) and i ended up carrying two of those stupid foldable plastic tables around....then i went home and stoned until 4 oclock when that over-enthu kayhian called to tell me he was at the MRT station, 30 minutes before he said he would. so, my mum being my mum, we decided to rush off so that he wouldnt have to suffer under the hot sun and start sweating, like i warned he might... then he got into the car, thankfully without having started to sweat, and we decided to wait for kenneth. after the 5-10 minutes after i called him, when he said he would be there and he wasnt, kayhian called him and we discovered that that joker had just been standing inside the mrt station, so we couldnt see him and he couldnt see us. then we went to collect the cake... and then went home where kenneth set up his xbox and we started playing halo. i got utterly thrashed until my other friend came with halo 2 and another controller, so we could now play up to four people. so we started playing swords, where i was rather a bit better, and most of the games i lost when i had 24... so unlucky... then we actually got to EAT!! wheeee so funn... as usual, my mum told everyone to say her chickenwings were nice, and even if they werent, lie. me and kayhian worked together and finished one whole piece of salmon, after like three helpings of beehoon, 10 satays, alot of sausages and chicken wings and 2 lamb chops each. then we went and played somemore. and more. and more. until kenneth's parents came to fetch him, and his xbox too... after sorting out the confusion that ensued from kenneth's mum thinking kayhian was my p3 brother, we started playing psp and my ps2... then kayhian's parents came. so he left. so, only left shawn and wayne and michelle and darren and adrian, so we were playing ps2 and their psps until 1am then darren and adrian left. and at 130 shawn and wayne left. so i helped to clear up and convinced my parents to let me skip church the next day, and then went to sleep at 2oclock. IN THE MORNING!!!
then on sunday which was his actual birthday i woke up at 11 and went to eat lunch at this japanese place... then went to eat ice cream at serene centre the island creamery there, near HCI, then went home cos i had to poo... then... nothing much happened
then yesterday also nothing much happened.... i'm speeding everything up cos my butt is aching from sitting down so long... so i guess i shall go on to the quiz...

Message:GIRLS FILL OUT THE TOPGUYS FILL OUT THE BOTTOM
About guys,Turned ON, OFF or DM (Doesn't matter) :
Is taller than you:
Is shorter than you:
Wears braces:
Dresses Preppy:
Dresses Ghetto:
Dresses Gothic:
Has blue eyes:
Has green eyes:
Has hazel eyes:
Brown eyes:
Drinks alcohol:
Wears glasses:
Smokes:
Plays sports:
Smiles a lot:
Calls you just to say Hi:
Compliments you:
Likes to talk:
Shy and quiet:
Good dancer:
Wears jewelry:
Smiles when you walk in the room:
Has brown hair:
Has Black hair:
Has blonde hair:
Has red hair:
Makeup:
Can make you laugh at any given moment:
Loyal:
Laid back:
Plays guitar:
Plays piano:
Plays drums:
Sing:
he's buff (muscles):
Easily jealous:
Doesn't eat meat:
has a tattoo:
has a lip ring:
tongue ring:
is of a different religion:
puts CLOSE friends before you:
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About girls:Turned ON, OFF (or NO, i think i'll use this, cos direct opposite of on, o-n n-o) or DC(i think it means dont care, but for those dimwits out there, i shall type in full words) but i'll probably answer in a roundabout way...:
dresses like a grandma: i dont know, probably depends whose grandma...
plays musical instrument: that would be nice... musical instruments are cool...
sporty: i dont know... i'm not sporty AT ALL... i am FAT. but would be okay i guess...
is shorter than you: um probably ok, cos i'm used to looking down
same height as you: also ok, no big deal lah i guess
is taller than you: probably not... i'll sprain my neck looking up
is bigger sized than you: i have to admit that that would be rather hard, and probably no, cos then i'd have no space at all anywhere
has chapped lips: whats that? i have no idea
has green eyes: green is cool, so probably ok... but i might not even notice though
has blue eyes: same as above
has brown eyes: um yeah, should be ok... but i probably wont notice, i dont even know what colour my eyes are...
has long hair: as long as not like my sister's...
has med. hair: um ok i guess... as long as not like my sister last time's
has short hair: maybe not... but have to define short first...
drinks alcohol: NO NOT GOOD, THEN CANNOT DRIVE AND BREATH WILL STINK AND BESIDES, EXPENSIVE!!
smokes cigs: NO EVEN WORSE, SCREW UP LUNGS, SCREWS UP BREATH, BAD FOR HEALTH AND EXPENSIVE!!
lame in a cute way: i have no idea. never seen 'lame in a cute way' before. i've only seen me and my classmates, which are mostly lame in a lame way
wears glasses: dont care. wear or dont wear also i dont mind... but must look cool like malcolm's... green and blue.. so nice
has blonde hair: uh... i dont know, when i think of blonde i think of 'dumb blonde'... must have watched too many stupid american movies
has brown hair: anything lor...
has black hair: anything lor... my hair is black...
has red hair: that would be weird
smiles: smiling is good!
calls you just to say hi: as long as i dont have to pay for incoming calls, and as long as not too often... might get a bit irritating
creative: um yah, creativity is always good
compliments you: i dont know... rarely been complimented, dont really know if i like it, but its fun to compliment malcolm... if only he didnt have that stupid metal ruler of his
shaves her legs: huh? for what? and shave what? cant answer this cos i dont see the point
wears jewelry: um... probably not
has bigger feet than you: whoa... probably not... would have to spend ages looking for shoes...
has smaller feet than you: this is likely, so i dont care
belly piercings: um... probably not
virgin: um... yah i guess..
laid back: NO NO NO NO NO i need someone to do important things and i'm already laid back, so must be the other person, so cannot be laid back.
doesn't party: i dont know. i like birthday parties...
likes to party: dont know. i like birthday parties...
wants to party: i dont know. i like birthday parties... (repetition)
laughs a lot: maybe not... if its in the kayhian laugh alot kind of way... for a girl that would be just weird
giggles: um... i dont know. could possibly be irritating
snorts: as in, like a pig or cow? maybe not...
pierced ears: um i dont really care lah
pierced anything else: um...i suppose i wouldnt mind too much if the person decided to give herself a nose ring and look like a bull
tattoos: not really...
honest and open: probably... honesty is the best policy and all that
is of a different religion: nope. my mum says strictly christians only..
puts CLOSE friends before you: ok lah, wouldnt mind too much
petty: NO. i hate my sister when she is petty

yay i am done!!! if anyone wants to do this, boys do bottom, girls do top, but people like shaoyun may want to do both... lol. i got headeache and want to go sleep. paper checking again tomorrow... today i just discovered some ccrappy results. 23< science mark<154 and 15< geog mark<42 (upon 50, i'm not THAT lousy...) and 50< lit mark<92
ARGH!!

JOSHUA, POST SOMETHING

2007-10-15T20:22:00.000+08:00
Yeah.

Ok, today I went to ORCHARD ROAD to shop around... Actually my funky bro accidentally "crapped" his phone so that the SIM card was locked. DAMN SMART RIGHT? Okay, anyway, I went to Kinokuniya to read lotsa and lotsa books. The captivating capsules of knowledge seemed to stare at me from every corner. After a boring hour of picking this and that, I finally went to PLAZA SINGAPURA! There, I sat on this dang funky chair with a OSIM uPapa which went boom taba boom on my back. I was LOVIN' IT! Then my mom finished her shopping and we all went home happily ever after. LA LA LA

Knew that you weren't interested in my story today... I'm playing KIRBY! If you think it's a sissy game to play and I'm sissy, think again. And no, it isn't g*y either. Or h*m* (we're all homo-sapiens after all! HAHAHAHAhahaha... forget that I said that). JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS PINK DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GIRLY! IS BUBBLEGUM GIRLY??? JOSHUA LIKES PINK. IS HE GIRLY??? (NO! THE ANSWER IS NO! ALTHOUGH HE SCREAMS FUNNY AND SUCH, HE'S STILL A FREAKING BOY!)

Sorry.

Coming to pink and Joshua, lemme do the funny quiz he was talking about...

THE 6 WEIRD THINGS
1)I'm not exempted but I don't care.
2)Joshua's not g*y but he likes pink. Or the other way round.
3)I seem to be quite funny but I think I am usually the butt of the joke
4)I never seem to lose weight, even if I try. Yes, I am still trying...
5)How the Earth sucking helps us keep our footing.
6)Why am I doing this?

THREE NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU (me)
1)Shao Yun
2)Shao Cloud
3)Sir Mariomaniac calamansi (mainly by The Freaking Ghost)

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN MY LIFE
1) Fridays
2) Saturdays
3) Sundays
1) Non-school days
2) Days when I'm living (can eat wad, I dun wan to be a hungry ghost)
3) EVERYDAY! (Please ignore 1&2)

THREE THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE PAST 33 MINUTES
1) LIVIN' IT AND LOVIN' IT
2) PLAYED KIRBY YAY YAY YAY
3) Did this... this vile thing!

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY
1) PLAY KIRBY YAY YAY YAY
2) TELL BAD JOKES YAY YAY YAY
3) BLOG! YAY YAY YAY

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS RIGHT NOW
Only tunes, so...
1) Overworld theme from Super Mario Bros.
2) 100-yard hop from Kirby 64
3) ダメダメのうた by LADY Q, Akiko Yajima and Miki Narahashi

THREE PEOPLE I MISS IN MY PAST
1) All my ex-classmates
2) Joshua ( I threw a paper ball and I missed :( )
3) Hmm...

GIFTS I WOULD LIKE TO RECIEVE
1) A Wii! (Not XBOX360, too much racing, violent and shooting games :P DON'T KILL ME FOR THIS)
2) LOTSA MONEY
3) 3 WISHES

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE HOBBIES
1) PLAYING KIRBY! YAY YAY YAY
2) Blogging
3) MSN-ing

THREE PLACES I WANNA GO FOR A HOLIDAY
1) Japan, then on the plane...
2) Toilet, then at the hotel...
3) HOME

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTERS
1) Crayon Shinchan
2) KIRBY! YAY YAY YAY
3) Pikachu (heh HEH)

THREE BOY'S NAMES
1) KAY HIAN
2) MALCOLM
3) JOSHUA

THREE MALLS I USUALLY GO(Just went) TO
1) White Sands
2) Takashimaya
3) Plaza Singapura

THREE FAVOURITE FASTFOODS
1) CHICKEN!
2) Fillet O' Fish(I like-a fishies)
3) P-Za

THREE FAVOURITE DRINKS
1) Coke!
2) Arsenic! I mean ICE CREAM SODA!
3) CHOCO MILK!
*Soda really sucks

THREE THINGS FOUND IN MY BAG
1) Gameboy Advance SP!
2) Plastic bag.
3) Water bottle.

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
1) Red! (Ever since my bro told me at 5 yrs that it was a girl's colour, I was put off until I could think for myself)
2) Orange! So warm~
3) Green! So soothing~

THREE EVENTS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1) Class gathering!
2) Tommorow afternoon! Cos' paper checking temporarily over...
3) GETTING MY WII!

SO BE IT!

Bye. WITH EMOTION!

HI!

2007-10-12T19:21:00.000+08:00
Due to messiness, I removed our picture (which Joshua complained OH SO MUCH ABOUT). I added a rating for our blog, which is G for general audience. HOWEVER, THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS A CERTAIN WORD which gave it the danger of being rated PG13 (lol) and that word is...
*DRUM ROLL*

PUNCH (x1)

WTF? LET ME SEE WHICH **** CAUSED US TO GET THAT LOUSY RATING...

In the post: WHEEEEEEE ITS OVER

but someone stopped me with a punch

JOSHUA! ALL YOUR FAULT LAH! BLAME BLAME BLAME

P.S.:You were indeed showing off...

Yay! No more exams liao!
By you on Thursday...

POST EXAM PERIOD IS SO DAMN BORING

2007-10-11T17:25:00.000+08:00
refer to the title. its true. HEED MY WORDS. going to look for carem board for bro's bdae this sunday with my mum. now. sounds... fun?

WHEEEEEEE ITS OVER

2007-10-11T14:13:00.000+08:00
HELLO EVERYBODY I'M BACK!! i know its been a long hard wait for those of you who have been waiting long and hard for my next post (especially josh yeo), so this post shall be dedicated to you, even though i have no idea what that means, nothing special for you or anything, dont get your hopes up. THE EXAMS ARE OVER!! (for me) i am free again to do whatever i want ... without being afraid of being caught by my mum. and for those taking english tomorrow... GOOD LUCK!! ONLY ONE MORE DAY TO GO!! dont think about how much you hate me for finishing exams one day before you, CONCENTRATE!! ok now i shall start talking about THE EXAMS (except english)
DAY 1...
ENGLISH PAPER 1... i heard it was quite hard, but i wouldnt know
SCIENCE... IT WAS HARD. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT PERIODS (in the periodic table, dont think sick) ??
DAY 2
CHINESE PAPER 2... the worst. until the afternoon of day 1, i was stupidly under the impression that paper 1 would come first because it has a smaller number
GEOGRAPHY... HORRIBLE!! i couldnt even see the picture properly! the exam paper cheated lah, dont like me then never print properly.
DAY 3
MATHS... SUPER HARD LAH. BUT SOME PROPRO PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS EASY... like those going for the maths competition thingy
LIT ... 3 essays in 2hr15 minutes. disgusting. especially poetry. 'about my sister jane, havent you heard shes a bird a bird a bird oh it would never do to let folks know that my sister is just a great big crow' WALAO EH. WANT TO INSULT FAMILY MEMBER ALSO CALL SOMETHING MORE IMAGINATIVE THAN A CROW. oh and it was just before this exam that i recieved the very nice sms from joshua yeo who was probably on the bus 'GOOD LUCK FOR THE EXAM I DONT HAVE TO TAKE'..... however, being the nice me that i am, i shant return the favour on friday, i'll probably be too busy being asleep
DAY 4... a.k.a THE LAST DAY for me
CHINESE PAPER 1... zuo wen... i did question 1 and 3 because they were the only ones i could understand... you see? i have reasons for everything, even which question i choose for zuo wen, so DONT YOU DARE call me an unreasonable *swear word*
HISTORY... THE LAST EXAM!!! my excitedness probably contributed a bit to my shivering, slowly writing hand... if they take away marks for bad handwriting... I'M DOOMED. even i can't write a 2sidesofapage (without leaving lines) in 10 minutes... but when the teacher said 'PENS DOWN' my hand felt like kayhian just sat on it and i needed to pee. so after she collected, i was about to make a mad dash to the toilet, but someone stopped me with a punch (i think it was probably fangchen?) and a 'YOU VERY HAPPY RIGHT NO MORE EXAMS LIAO then everyone hated me... so tragic... all because i got exempted for english. so, overall, EXAM WEEK WAS FUN. especially with the chocolate my mum gave me...
for those of you who STILL arent satisfied with/havent had enough of my dumb posts, never fear... there will/should/might be a sequel...NEXT TIME! HAH (dknw what thats for, just felt like it)
ok i dont feel like blogging anymore for now, cos i have this funny feeling in my stomach......

NOTE (to shaoyun): your limerick doesnt really rhyme or make sense, but other than that its fine... keep up the good work!

EXAMSTRESSOHMYGOSH

2007-10-07T15:52:00.000+08:00
The Limerick of Mugging
With non-stop mugging,
My brain is now dying,
I wanna rest,
But there are tests,
So I'm still mugging!

English, Math and Science,
I'm having deniance,
These materials,
All just inferiors,
There's no reliance!

Now I have to leave,
Gimme space to breathe,
I've to mug,
Get lost, you pug,
Or I'll take away your teeth!

ARE YOU BORED?

2007-09-25T20:11:00.000+08:00
If you are, go to http://www.pattiann.com/webcam/paint.html !
It's like the most unboreded thing in te whole worldz!!! (If watching paint dry amuses you)

P.S. If you're not bored, go to http://www.wildmoodswings.co.uk/ to state your mood! They'll redirect you to AMAZING websites!

BIRTHDAY!!!

2007-09-22T11:45:00.000+08:00
Today's my birthday LALALALALA!!!!!
13 years of GOODNESS!!!

Oh ya i handed in my IS assignment and the website's here:
THE PRO WEBBY
ENJOY!!!

This is my hilarious conversation with martin and chengyong...
BTW, everytime some guy says "martin", he'll say "Yes? This is an auto reply."(and it is)
Me = _mariomaniac
Cheng Yong = Oriddamon
Martin= This an Auto Reply.
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START OF CONVERSATION
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Oridammon says:
everyone here
Oridammon says:
what
This an Auto Reply. says:
lol xD
This an Auto Reply. says:
i dunno u guys
This an Auto Reply. says:
bye
_mariomaniac says:
lol xd
This an Auto Reply. says:
o_o
_mariomaniac says:
lol xd
This an Auto Reply. says:
=.=
Oridammon says:
martin
*Martin* 102 days 1 hour and 20 mins (146960 mins) to January 1st [00 : 00] (20/9/07 [22 : 40]) says:
Yes? This is an auto reply.
This an Auto Reply. says:
SHAO YUN
This an Auto Reply. says:
SHHH
This an Auto Reply. says:
......
This an Auto Reply. says:
okok i know
This an Auto Reply. says:
dun say my name
This an Auto Reply. says:
will auto reply
_mariomaniac says:
MARTIN
*Martin* 102 days 1 hour and 20 mins (146960 mins) to January 1st [00 : 00] (20/9/07 [22 : 40]) says:
Yes? This is an auto reply.
*Martin* 102 days 1 hour and 20 mins (146960 mins) to January 1st [00 : 00] (20/9/07 [22 : 40]) says:
Yes? This is an auto reply.
This an Auto Reply. says:
lol
_mariomaniac says:
LOL

title-less post

2007-09-15T19:59:00.000+08:00
i have a bad sore throat. my throat feels disgusting cos its sore. i just drank crysenthamum (dkns how to spell) tea cos its supposed to be good for me, and nearly puked my guts out. i only saved myself by hurriedly eating a mentos. EOY exams are nearing, and i am totally unprepared. i hope i manage to pass chinese so i can get promoted to sec two. if not, it would be really really horrible. i probably wont touch my blog for quite awhile cos of lack of time. so i shall not do victoria's quiz (she sabo-ed me) and hope she forgets.

WALAO EH REFEREE SUCKS ANYHOW GIVE PENALTY AGAINST LIVERPOOL JUST FOR A SHIRT PULL. SHIRT PULL!!!! anyway, reina rox so he saved the penalty without needing to think.... hes obviously a better keeper than peter cech lah. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYBODY FOR EOYs, HOPE U ALL GET PROMOTED TO SEC 2

ileague blackout!!

2007-09-13T20:57:00.000+08:00
This morning, at roughly 7 oclock, Singapore time, a fire broke out in the power room of HCI, located next to the gym, causing a total blackout and panic and amusement among the students playing handphone games in their respective classes. after five minutes of amused bewilderment, the students decided to investigate the cause of this sudden darkness, and saw smoke coming out from the ventilation things at the top of the gym. the students watched the smoke, thinking up weird ideas as to the cause of the fire. then all the students proceeded calmly to morning assembly, and upon returning to their classes, found that the fire had been put out. however, the power had not been restored, and thus the students commenced reading period outside of their classrooms.

IT WAS SO EXCITING LAH. kayhian bq and me were looking at the smoke, and decided when we could see the fire we would run away... the music room no power so very hot, so nice nice mrs chan brought us to POOLSIDE!! like mr lee did ytd, for some weird reason unknown to any of us. so we were there, just stoning, so we started to play HEART ATTACK!! 9 people playing... very funn... then someone found a ball somewhere so we claimed it for ourself... but then the power was restored so no more missing of lessons =(. then in the afternoon was ILEAGUE!!! my class (the superduperpro 1L) achieved a lowly 2nd place, instead of the desired champion status, due to tactical errors in the loss in the finals to 2M, the other good soccer class. after a rather even match, the final score was 11-3, with 1L having 3 goals, thanks to our star player, malcolm, whose parents were there watching. I played no part in today's games, no thanks to my irritating sore throat. I also managed to pop the lens out of my spectacles, again, so i couldnt see anything properly... we won 2nd place and got prizes! namely, each team member attained a silver piece of plastic with a sticker of a soccer ball, attatched to this string. the 1st and 2nd teams got a soccer ball, which shall now be used as our CLASS BALL after i got the previous one confiscated by accident... i shall go rest my sore throat so that i can be my usual, noisy self as soon as possible!

quiz thingy...

2007-09-11T16:16:00.000+08:00
OK I SAID I WOULD DO IT SOONER OR LATER AND I'M DOING IT NOW. I AM DOING THIS QUIZ THINGY NOW BECAUSE OF TWO REASONS. number one : its one of those 'after you do it then u sabo other people' quizzes, and jingyi did it and sabo-ed me. number two: i'm free now. i shall finish it in under 5 minutes. HAH. ok here goes...
Please read the rules first: I start off by giving 6 weird things about me. People who get tagged (in this case, me) need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, I'll need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. (but i wont do it. i'm too nice. but malcolm's nicer)
THE 6 WEIRD THINGS
1) I'm weird
2)I dont really like holidays
3)I talk alot in class but dont get enough OP
4)I am not funny but get laughed at alot
5)I dont eat lunch sometimes
6)I'm veryvery fat but i'm not overweight

THREE NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU (me)
1) Joshua
2)Joshuang
3) fatshit (mainly by joshuayeo)

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN MY LIFE
1) my birthday
2) christmas
3) chinese new year (all the days... got FOOD)

THREE THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE PAST 33 MINUTES

1) bathed
2) watched LiloandStitch the series
3) made the monumental decision to leave my homework until after dinner

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY
hmm hard...
1) sleep
2) eat something nice
3) talk to people who want to talk to me and are not boring (doesnt happen very often though...)

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS RIGHT NOW
1)i dont listen to music so, i dont know
2) same as 1)
3) same as 1) and 2)

THREE PEOPLE I MISS IN MY PAST
1)all my ex-classmates
2)all my other ex-classmates
3) the rest of my ex-classmates

GIFTS I WOULD LIKE TO RECIEVE
1) something surprising
2) something big enough that i wont lose
3)preferrably LEGO

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE HOBBIES
1)MSN-ing
2)stoning
3) doing homework (OK FINE THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE)

THREE PLACES I WANNA GO FOR A HOLIDAY
1)australia (again)
2) america ( dont think will happen... only rich pple like joshyeo go there)
3) antarctica (to eat a penguin )

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTERS
1)winniethepooh
2) ratatouille (the RAT. thats a cartoon, right?)
3) pikachu (heh)

THREE GIRL'S/BOY'S NAMES
1) KAYHIAN
2) MALCOLM
3)John (doesnt have to be people i know, does it?)

THREE MALLS I USUALLY GO TO
1) J8 (before 3rd lang)
2) hougang point (groceries)
3) plaza singapura (every teachers day celebration day 2007)

THREE FAVOURITE FASTFOODS
1)Beef (cows are fast)
2)Fish (fish are faster)
3)chicken (chickens are faster than me)

THREE FAVOURITE DRINKS
1) warm water
2) cold water
3) milo

THREE THINGS FOUND IN MY BAG
1) crumpled worksheets from June (my old bag broke, thats the only reason why it doesnt date back to january)
2) my multi purpose file
3)$2

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
1) pink!
2) green
3) the colour of my shoes

THREE EVENTS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1)class gathering... i guess (as long as nobody hits me, like they didnt hit me the last class gathering)
2)iSpark night, or EOYA, both only 1 day apart so can count as one lah
3) dinner. i'm starving, no lunch again...

ok I DID IT. DONT NAG ME ABOUT IT.
people who have to do this quiz :
ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO! I WONT SABO... not like SOME EVIL PERSON.

i shall tell u all all about today now.
it was boring. i had sore throat. i was in AGONY.ok, it was uncomfortable. i didnt have lunch. i ate black forest cake (my favourite). i tried to think why joshua yeo thinks i am very interested in what hes eating. he smsed me 'I'M EATING BEEF JERKY NOW' or something along those lines. then i bathed, did the quiz, watched tv, and now am writing this boring piece of boring writing about a boring topic. and now i've finished it. YAY. i need to sleep

SGCC

2007-09-10T22:19:00.000+08:00
Looks like we got merit... Fecking chicken pox...

End of Hols

2007-09-09T13:16:00.000+08:00
Sad, ain't it? AND I WAS DOWN WITH CHICKEN POX SINCE MONDAY!!! The worst thing is that I'm ok now. DAMN... Now cannot miss lesson liao... Last Sunday I was at East Coast Park hiding in a stuffy little tent while it was raining with my cousins... Actually I had to join the SGCC (Singapore Games Creation [creating?] Competiton) from Monday to Saturday... I was sick on Monday then I got a fever followed by chicken pox... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT~! OF ALL TIMES I HAD TO GET CHICKEN POX NOW!!! AND I WAS VACCINATED WHEN I WAS 3!!! LOUSY OL' MEDICINE... I DUN EVEN KNOW IF WE GOT FIRST... Then I want the XBOX360, so then I can exchange it for a Wii unfairly ;) (a Wii costs $699, xbox only $400+) sigh~

2007-09-07T21:42:00.000+08:00
hmm here i am, reviving my blog after getting complaints that my blog (i just remembered it existed today) was dead. sorry to all those (mainly yuanjun) who miss my brilliant pieces of writing and have suffered withdrawal symptoms because of my being too busy to write anything. yesterday just had a chess tournament, got zonal 2nd... behind NUS high... i got a very very impressive score of 3/5, losing my only 2 lost games to very very strong people who are FIDE rated okay. the rest was pretty easy... got one joker team thought it was a chinese chess tournament and only learnt how to play international chess the day before... tts about all the interesting stuff that happened to me this week. cant believe i'm such a boring person. i cant get myself to start on holiday homework... dont know why... i dont even know what homework i have... do i sound boring and lethargic... if yes, its because i am boring and lethargic... if no, its because you are a lousy reader who does not know the finer points of analysing the writer's emotions... i think. i shall go eat chocolate now, so byebye

teachers day celebrations

2007-08-31T16:36:00.001+08:00
yay today was teachers day celebrations... first we watched this concert thingy... alot of sec 4 classes came up to perform, and most of them were dancing, and 2 classes sent 1 person to sing... although it wasnt exactly perfect, at least they tried right? that kayhian ah, down there criticising them "YUCKS. THEY SUCK"... at least they tried la.... not like us, didnt even hand up the proposal for the ispark night thing..... then we were dismissed 1 hr before we thought we were going to be dismissed (930), so that dum dum glendon wanted to barge into the school and he wouldnt listen when i told him it was IMPOSSIBLE... he only believed me after he called mrs esther koh and she told him.... i gave him that advice for free also he dowan.... so, he decided to bring kerry and zx to his house to do project or something... wesley and i decided not to go there to watch them do that, so we decided to go to plaza singapura with the girls (NY and RGS). so, we got to the bus stop at around 1010... then that genius wesley decided that we should wait for the NY girls, and i said ok cos glendon said they would be dismissed at 1040... so we waited... and waited... and waited... and waited...and when at 1130, we didnt see them, we got pissed and decided to take 156 go eat then go rosyth... then, when 171 came, we saw them getting onto the bus.... grrr... so we decided to follow them then when we got onto the bus they were like 'OMYGOSH YOURE HERE' then i sat down then celine asked whether she could sit, and since i'm such a.... aiyoh what word can be inserted here that malcolm cant use against me...hmmm.... ENERGETIC person, i decided to stand up and let her sit. but my legs had no space so i was holding my bag in my teeth and grabbing the hanging holding thingies with both hands.... then wesley and i had absolutely no blinking idea where we were going... then when the bus emptied out a bit, we went to sit near them, then suddenly i needed to peeee so i was jumping up and down in my seat, and one of them went 'oh look at joshua dancing' so i said 'i need to pee' then they all laughed. whats so funny about needing to do what you need to do... so we went to plaza singapura where i ran to the toilet before running to the food court (where everyone was) and eating my lunch... they complained about wanting to leave and 'how could i think of eating at a time like this (that)' so i gobbled my food down and went to change into my uniform (which i later learnt, to my dismay, was totally completely unneccesary and that the rosyth people who sent my school the message that was posted on the emb were LYING. they said 'That they return in their secondary school uniform. Visitors who cannot be identified will not be allowed entry, in order to ensure a safe and secure environment for the current population.' which is complete rubbish. more than half the people there were wearing home clothes and they did nothing to stop them. then caleb came along to plaza singapura and met us, 5 minutes before we took the mrt to angmokio and took 74 to rosyth. but by the time we had reached there, most the teachers had left... so sad.... so we were fooling around in the canteen and parade square... and jingyi bought my hci badge for $1.... 20cents less than i bought it for. but anyway it was the old old one... one of my 3 spares... stupid caleb go sell to celine for 1 dollar first.... but going back to rosyth was fun... AND NOBODY HIT ME! SO GOOD! TOTALLY UNEXPECTED! i hope i can go back soon..... preferrably with more of the teachers there.... and if shaoyun is there too... i wouldnt mind

FIRE EXTINGUISHER EXPLODES: SEQUENCE OF EVENTS UNCLEAR

2007-08-30T22:08:00.000+08:00
A fire extinguisher exploded at 1O early this afternoon. Classmates heard a deafening bang coming from the centre of two pupils and they were covered in powder sooner than you can say 'bang'. Eyewitnesses claimed that Darrel was fighting with Jun Hao, who repeatedly whacked it against each other until the extinguisher went boom. However, Darrel himself had another recount,"Jun hao dared me to press the handle, but when I did, he removed the safety pin and 'BOOM'." When inquired about his injuries, Darrel replied, "I didn't have any. However, I had a mouth of that foam thing. I'll never forget its taste..." The fire extinguisher was faulty, which resulted in the immense pressure built up in the container, causing the explosion. It is unclear whether this Darrel might be facing charges, but there were no casualties or injuries.

BORED AGAIN

2007-08-28T21:14:00.001+08:00
I'M BORED AGAIN. SO NOW I SHALL ADD LINKS... if i manage to find out how..... i forgot to bring my wallet to school again...today rain very hard... walk under shelter also got drenched... then art teacher played hide and seek with us... he was in the general art studio waiting for us while we (ok fine, a few sotongs, including me) were running all over looking.... then my friend's dad sent me home, but he got angry with my friend cos my friend wanted to take bus with me but it was raining very badly, so his dad was angry with him for his crazy-ness... then when i got home i ate then got scolded by my maid for not telling her i was eating so she just heated up a pizza ( not that i'm complaining) then i... uh... went to bathe... then started childishly playing computer! totally disregarding my work! iLeague on Thursday... wish my class luck! or rather... wish the other classes luck so that they wont lose by more than 12 goals.....

Edit: ok i've linked some, those are all that i can remember offhand, so if u see the links and your name is not there, and you feel very unhappy about being forgotten, just tell me or shaoyun and we'll link you...

2007-08-26T17:39:00.000+08:00
today i'm very bored.... dknw why... everybody's ignoring me on msn... no fun.... except malcolm... look at this very meaningful conversation that occured between the two of us.....

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the things we do in our free time... btw OoPrinceoO is malcolm...

all about today and abit about other things

2007-08-25T20:09:00.000+08:00
today the p3s had their gep test.... first round... my brother went to take the test... part of me hopes he gets in while the other part hopes he doesnt.... it'd be good if he got in but if he does i'll have to give him $10 cos i gave him that as incentive... my dad says if he gets into GE he gets $150... no fair lah, i didnt get anything when i got in... i saw philemon today... from the other side of his car window... looks as short as ever though... then after that i went for chess class where i lost on time to kaijun's brother (kaibin) because halfway i went to the toilet to poo... then my 7 yr old friend was like (to kaibin) " oh look joshua got sunburn. last time his face white white now so brown..." all thanks to my fishing.... become brown already... my rating's gonna drop alot again...sian.. then i came home and my maid cooked (cos she had not enough to cook anything else) mee sua with bak kut teh and a roast chicken....

waaaah suddenly everybody's ignoring me on msn... i say hi they never say hi back.... sooooooo sad lah.... being on msn no fun anymore...yay victor wants to bring me fishing, cos i'm such a good student (for fishing only) and such a fun person to be with! and on the stupid poll, please vote malcolm even if you dont know who he is... on the basis that i'm not nice so anybody is probably nicer than me.... currently liverpool leading sunderland 1-0 at halftime... my mum nagging at me to go and bathe... so i shall... got some chinese saying, translated into english goes something like dont listen to old people, bad things will happen, or will have problem, or will get in trouble or something...

Fishing PHOTOS! (Only day 4 & 5)

2007-08-24T20:51:00.001+08:00
Jian Sheng protesting against unauthorised photo-taking. Ain't that sweet?

Funky puffer-fish Yi Hai caught. Cooool!

Joshua's tying a hook... Or is he?

My suntan on my arm. The white area is my watch's mark

all good things come to an end...

2007-08-24T20:32:00.000+08:00
as the title of this post states, all good things come to an end... (which probably explains why i'm so short) today was the last day of sabbatical.... meaning no more fun fishing trips, no more sitting in the hot sun for hours on end (ok that i can do without), no satisfaction of catching a fish for dinner, no scales and smell of raw prawns on my fingers, no more crapping around with the university trainers, and worst of all.... BACK TO LESSONS!!! ARGH. anyways, today we went to pasir ris park to fish in that pond... 60 fish in in what, 75 cubic metres of water and 5 hours... I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO CATCH A DARN FISH WITH ALL THAT? LIVE PRAWNS SOME MORE...even fish dont like me... i didnt catch anything lah. so basically, i spent today from 9~230 sitting on a chair through a storm and under the hot sun, waiting for some fish to bite the prawn that i managed to keep alive all the way until i cut the line and dropped it in the pond by accident. one fish bit my prawn but i was eating my pocky and couldnt react fast enough to catch it, so it ate my prawn and ran away. stupid pocky. so i didnt catch anything, cos giving chance, want to let other people have a chance and all that, but i still went home with two fishies, thanks to my good friend victor (this has nothing to do with a certain 'victoria'. the guy's name was REALLY victor). he gave me one pomfret and one sea bass... then i went home, gave it to my maid to cook for dinner, and i helped her to rip the guts out of it... so... uh.... interesting. then we had two big fat fish (and two veggie dishes and rice) for dinner. lucky for me, none of my family really likes fish, so i ate half of it myself... so nice... so sad sabbatical week is over.

does anybody find me random? no right? my thought patterns are always in patterns... i dont jump around randomly... the government is biased lah... so totally unfair... today we passed by Elias road and Malcolm road... WHY DO ELIAS AND MALCOLM HAVE ROADS NAMED AFTER THEM AND I DONT HAVE?no fair right. someone told me i shldnt just blog solely about fishing, but i have absolutely no idea what else i can blog about... any ideas? and liverpool shall win the EPL or BPL or whatever they call it nowadays, cos manu are lousy and chelsea are lousy and arsenal are lousy and all the other teams are also quite lousy, except liverpool! and derby! the only two teams with any chance to win...teachers day celebration on friday... if half day shld i go back to rosyth? i think i might not... since everyone will probably be jusdt tooo happy to be without my obnoxious presence...

Fishing Day 5

2007-08-24T19:13:00.000+08:00
Hi. Today, we went to Fisherman's Village in Pasir Ris Park to FISH! Woot! Today was the most AWESOME of the 3 days we went fishing, 'cos we had huge fish in the pond in front of us no shorter than 15 cm long! That's big... One guy even caught a crab which kept grabbing onto his prawn as if its life depended on it, which was quite freakish. I nearly caught a grouper (that big black spotty fish) and 3 pomfrets (the ones that they always serve steamed in Chinese restaurants [yum]).
When we reached the pond which was next to the sea, we were all excited when a guy arrived in a motorboat and poured the whole tub, full of 40+ fish, into the pond. Then they did it again! When we were allowed to start fishing, I had to use the funky LIVE prawns as bait. I chickened out, as they were twitching spastically and I was afraid to kill their poor souls (actually I was afraid of their spikes). I saw a grouper emerge from one end of the pond (which many people failed to see) and I went over with my funky hyperactive prawn and dipped it into the small gap between two nets. I stoned for like, 10 mins until... I felt a mighty tug on my line- the grouper ate my prawn! Then in the next moment, KABWOOSH! My line was gone, hook, line and sinker (what a pun)! I was unperturbed, though. The only thing that ruined my day was the weather. When all was fun and the fishes kept hiding at the 'pond-bed', the sky became overcast in a second and it started to rain in an instant, rendering all of my possessions wet like drenched rats. Then the sky cleared up and when everyone thought that the rain wouldn't come again (and removed their raincoats or umbrellas), the rain did come, which left everyone more soaked than before. Then I had this *FLASHBACK* that this cool trainer called Victor told me:
To catch a pomfret, you must have a chunk of prawn, then suspend it in the middle of the pond, then they'll be attracted (I joked, "Sexually!") to it and eat the prawn!
I decided to heed his funky idea and I tore a dead prawn up. I then hooked the bloody bits of prawn onto the hook and dipped into the pond at half-depth. Sure enough, a pomfret ate my prawn! But it got away. My bait went 'sproing' and bounced back at me. I hooked on a fresh piece of bloody prawn and waited... And waited... And waited... ANOTHER POMFRET ATE MY PRAWN! This time, it snapped off my float, which I spent a bloody 5 mins to find and fix back. I hooked on a new piece now and waited... And waited... And suddenly again, POOMF! Now, my whole bloody float + hook + prawn was eaten. I felt hopeless and settled for a dead prawn which was losing its head (really). I never caught a fish after that. At 2.30pm, when we were gonna get dismissed, we got free fishies! I got this mean looking black fish which was 20-25cm long. Not bad, ya?
One hilarious moment to note was when I was walking out of the park with Kay Hian (He could take a direct bus home, while I just lived nearby), I saw a suspended (probably by silk) worm in midair which Kay Hian was walking towards. I shouted, "WORM!" He turned his head left and right and went, "Huh? Where?" Then, the worm went into his mouth. For the rest of the journey to the bus interchange, he was "phbbt"-ing all the time...
That's all I have to say for today! I'm gonna put up a post with photos next, but for now, I shall eat my fish for dinner...

Fishing Day 4

2007-08-23T16:38:00.000+08:00
Yay! Today was a rather fun day, 'cos we went fishing at East Coast Park (although we went to the jetty which they called 'Bedok Jetty') The worst thing about it though, was the sun... ouch, my neck... I got pretty bad sunburns, which hurt like **** now. Awugh... My arm has a watch mark on it now... I'll be posting pictures tomorrow, so stay tuned... Ouch.

sabbatical day 4 thursday 23 august

2007-08-23T16:12:00.001+08:00
today went fishing at bedok jetty! heh... those little fishies called taman were all over the place and they are rather emo... never bait our hooks also they go and bite... self-harm, i say. i caught like, 20 of them? the other guys took most of them for live bait.... the rest i kicked into the sea... right at the beginning while setting my rod up my finger got stuck by the hook... i let out a loud 'OW F***' while mrtoh was walking by... he was like 'OI BU YAO YONG CHU HUA' so i was like 'orh ok' and pulled the hook out of my finger... painful... then i baited my hooks with raw prawns and threw it in, and pulled it up 2 seconds later with 2 lousy fish ( called kelong ji by the trainers) and those stupid things poked my fingers with their spines... while i was trying to save their stupidstinking lives. ungrateful fish. then i started to catch the tamans! other than that not much interesting things happened... except for one thing that happened to shaoyun (lucky not me). he didnt look where he was swishing his rod around and he got a hook stuck into his pants around his groin area. after a few unsuccessful attempts to pull it out (by most of the students there, his were the most funny, from behind looked like he was...uh... being sick) we decided to seek assistance from the trainer. just so happened that at that moment the female trainer walked by and was like 'AIYOH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU' then shaoyun stood there sheepishly while she tried to pull it out... in the end she asked him to cut it with a scissors and, knowing shaoyun, he cut the wrong thing... the line instead of the hook, which did not help, then he finally realised what she asked him to do and willingly tried... but was too weak to cut the hook.... so she had to cut it for him. cant believe i know a screwup person like him... then after that i broke my leader line (again! they shld make those things stronger) and my friend got a garfish aka todak (eel-like fish with pointy snout full of sharp teeth that bit off two of the trainer's $2.40 sabiki hooks and caused him to call it a 'bloody idiot fish')from this old guy who was fishing next to him... tomorrow pasir ris park... fishing is fun! i'm starting to not regret being pushed into it.... next week no third lang... soo fun...can rest for 2 weeks.

first tag by me!! (a.k.a sabbatical day 3)

2007-08-22T20:40:00.000+08:00
ooh this is my first post.... ever! how exciting... although i have no idea why shaoyun chose me as a partner for his blog, given my lousy english and completely crappy writing style, and my complete lack of imagination or having anything to say. however, i shall just post anyway. please note that the first letter of every sentance will not neccessarily be capitalised because i am just too lazy. there are many things that i can blog about, but since today is the most recent one, and my lousy memory has chosen to forget all the other many things, i shall blog about today. so here goes....

as you all should know, this week is hwa chong's sabbatical week, which is rather exciting... the only fun week in a long and tedious term of 10 long and tedious weeks, not counting this one. as most of you should know thanks to my incessant complaints, which i now have decided to take back, i am in the fishing sabbatical because i had not enough points to get into my first few choices. in the fishing sabbatical with me are shaoyun, and 22 other people who are too unimportant to mention. people like kayhian or jiansheng (i think it was him) are too unimportant to mention, but they might get cameo roles in this post. Today was our first day of practical fishing, and we were all really really excited even though it was raining. we went to Labrador Park, which, for the geographically inept people out there, is along singapore's coastline. on the bus, due to boredom, i was crapping away about labradors and dogs and dogfish and catfish and labrador fish (made up) and i was conning everybody (even shaoyun) until the trainer came and spoilt it with the fact that dogfish are cold water fish. so when we reached there, after a arduous 600 metre trek to the jetty, we were almost ready to fish.

then, i set up my fishing rod. the leader line had been hurriedly and rather sloppily done this morning, which is probably the reason why it broke off the main line and flew into the water, hook line and sinker, at around 1245. with that went my hope of catching something to eat for lunch. after that, i was too lazy to set up another one so i went to watch the trainer fishing, and saw him catch a kuning. *FLASHBACK* after reaching the jetty, i set up my rod, and selected my spot for fishing (which just so happened to be on the opposite end of the jetty from where all the fish were), and cast my line out into the water (without catching any trees) while i was staring at the plastic bag floating around in the water below me, shaoyun was trying to get someone to help him snell (not smell) the hook. when he finally got that done, i had switched my attention to a floating stick, he walked over and cast his line with a blood curling scream of either 'GO FISH' or 'ROU CUO MIAN'. would have been fine with me if he hadn't cast it straight across my line and tangled them up... after another 20 minutes of the mind-numbingly boring action of staring at floating objects in the water, i was disturbed by kayhian, who was screaming 'I CAUGHT A FISH I CAUGHT A FISH'. he pulled up this puny little fish that looked rather cool and had the funky name 'parrot fish'. cos he had to go throw other fat pple around until 630, he wisely (for once) decided not to keep it as it might take after him and start smelling like some really smelly thing, so he gave it to Mr Toh, who was sitting on his funky little folding chair under an umbrella, drinking out of a can of iced coffee, listening to the radio and wearing sunglasses.

shortly after, mrtoh caught a crab, who started crawling around on its back after being thrown onto the floor. then, jiansheng (i think) caught a triggerfish!! which was a cousin of a leather jacket and was greeeeeen ( i think). the three above mentioned specimens of marine life were taken by mrtoh and probably ended up as his dinner. after awhile, we got hungry, so we all sat down on the floor with our rods between our legs (in case a whale bit it and pulled it into the sea) and started eating MY chocolate and MY prawn crackers and MY pocky. oh yeah, and kayhian's nasilemak and danny's 3 roti pratas and shaoyun's water. during that time, no fish bit our rods even though we threw prawn crackers down to tempt them. the raw prawns we were using as bait were rather slimy, and felt rather like noseshit, so i subconciously wiped it on my pants and shirt which is why i stank even more than usual the rest of the day. the stupid raw prawns kept dropping off the hook, demoralising all of us such that 3 hours and 8 wasted pieces of prawn later, we this competition (wuliao, but not quite as wuliao as the tongue-holding one we had during lit) to see who could cast their line the furthest. i won by a mile. in the midst of that competition, i lost my hook line and sinker (and swivel) to the infinite depths of the 10 metre deep water.

then it started to drizzle and it was time to leave the plentiful hunting grounds of labrador park, and while walking to the bus, we were asking each other to 'thinkfast' and protect themselves from our vicious attacks. shaoyun got owned. i hit him 4 times before he even realised... then on the bus i was trying to sleep but everyone was disturbing meand playing with my stuff, so i woke up. then we went back to school. then we were dismissed
then i was walking past the pool when i realised i forgot to give the letter to the kongchian admin centre. so i had to walk alll the way back up that road to the admin soccer, then i stoned outside it for 5 minutes, not knowing what to do when i got in, then i decided to just go in and give the letter where the guy at the 'enquiries' gave me all sorts of problems like 'what is this' to which i replied truthfully with a 'i have no blinking idea, just pass it to the person it says on the letter'. then i walked away before he could ask me anymore awkward questions. then i went third lang then i spilled cupnoodle soup while trying to throw it in the dustbin, which was rather clumsy... then i had 3rd lang then i came home from 3rd lang then i ate dinner then now here i am giving u this not entertaining and not educational post about what i did today, which half of you probably dont care about... makes me wonder why i'm wasting my time.
tomorrow we go to bedok jetty... which is also along singapore's coastline. i am going to catch a barracuda for lunch. FEAR ME FISHIES. fishing is fun.

Fishing Day 3

2007-08-22T19:07:00.000+08:00
The post I made yesterday was for day 2, when we learnt the theories of FISHING! Now, we went to Labrador Park to catch some reel good ones! (Reel, geddit? Hehehe...) Kay Hian caught a parrotfish (lucky shit...) while I almost caught a flatfish (which popped off the line as soon as I reeled it out of the water and ate my hook). Joshua Ng just crapped over his line... Amazingly, I didn't manage to kill anyone around me when I swung my rod! Anyway, one retarded thing I did was to fling one of Joshua's prawn crackers into the sea purposely for no reason, and also to fix it as bait for his rod! How fun...

Fishing Day 2

2007-08-21T20:05:00.000+08:00
Well, today we went sky-fishing. Actually, we were learning how to fish in a sabbatical, and today we're learning how to cast, also known as throwing the line. We were supposed to learn how to cast by throwing our lines out into the field, but then I kept messing up, and eventually I got the sinker (the heavy thing in the end) stuck up a tree (hence the name "sky-fishing"). I got 2 "bee-hoons" (tangled lines) and broke my rod because I pulled it while the sinker got stuck into the ground. Tug, tug, tug, snap! Hook, line and sinker! $12 gone~ So, at 1.30pm I had to go to Beach Road to buy another rod. SHEESH.

P.S. I got a funky new skin, but it's a lime, not a calamansi...

Welcome!

2007-08-21T19:50:00.000+08:00
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to "calamansi juice"! We chose this name because Aa stated in Wikipedia:
Calamondin or Kalamansi (x Citrofortunella microcarpa) is a fruit tree in the family Rutaceae and a member of citrofortunella that was developed in and is very popular throughout Southeast Asia, especially the Philippines, where it is most commonly used for cooking. In the west it is variously known as acid orange, calamondin orange, or Panama orange, and in the Pacific Islands it is called kalamansi. It is a shrub or small tree growing to 3-6 m, and bears small citrus fruit used to flavour foods and drinks. Although sometimes described as a native of the Philippines or other areas of Southeast Asia, the tree is in fact the result of a hybrid between species in the genera Citrofortunella and unknown in the wild. Hybrids between Citrus subspecies have been cultivated for so long that the origins of most are obscure. It is generally held that most species in cultivation are ancient apomictic hybrids and selected cultivars of these hybrids, including crosses with other genera such as Fortunella and Poncirus. The calamansi is usually described as a cross between Citrus reticulata (Tangerine or Mandarin orange) and Fortunella margarita (Kumquat).
To make the long story short, we couldn't find a proper name for our blog! So join CrazyCow and I as we make... whatever.